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Sounds exactly like someone in my neighborhood. No kidding in the least.

Arnold Schwarzenegger; I can imitate him (slightly). Steve Blum or Chris Sabat?

Fortunately, it doesn't matter that it's in your unconscious mind; it doesn't affect you consciously or directly.

A realist says it doesn't matter. It's just going to have to be washed later anyway. The FDA says the glass has a design flaw and needs to be sent back to China to be re-engineered. A Republican says, "Who's been drinking out of my glass?" A Zen master picks up the glass and drinks. An opportunist drinks the contents while the other two argue. An accountant wants to know why you're wasting money on a glass that's obviously too large. A physicist says the glass is neither. It is completely full, half with water, the other half with air. An analyst says it is neither; it simply contains 50% of its potential capacity.

Wow.. this thing is amazing. I got two characters from Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits, one of the littlest known games in America.

South; we have fried chicken and sweet tea, plus I live in the South. YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAW! Rednecks or hillbillies?

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth. He was professional when it came to dental hygiene

Good idea: Making everyone who is not you not a problem.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hat-fortress-2

Daft Punk. Atlanta or Seattle (sorry if you don't have a good answer to this question if you don't live in the US)?

Banned for not banning him for changing his sig sooner.

Team Fortress 2. The F2P Update astounds me; it has a behemoth of a community and isn't horribly old (4 years). Also, this is not staged: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxM5cNP36TA

Wow.... I even googled that and none of the results are relevant.

We're supposed to get scattered severe storms tomorrow... today we had a severe thunderstorm watch until 9 PM, but we just got some rain and thunder.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman could use for brushing his teeth

I'm pretty glad I didn't accept the nomination, now.. I don't have Photoshop, and I doubt I'd be able to buy it, let alone learn how to use it, any time soon.

There was once three tomatoes in Mexican-held territory which was located around the border of new new microwave. They planned a mission for invading Earth, suddenly a pirate starship, piloted by Captain Figunaye, appeared in the twisted transistor. "Photon cannons, ready?" Asked the captain, "Affirmative, cannons charged", said the spork. "Fire at Will!". A big explosion and an implosion never happened, it was a lie. The mysterious starship "Destroyeetyall" was approaching fast from the planet of the mint mouth washers- Tomatojoe's dream ended. Pissed off, he slapped some dude into face because he was yelling "Medic! Medic! MEDIC!!!" But medic never went to Detroit. He was on a plane to Okinawa and he had no time or money for meeting Henry Ford because he needed anything but a bad-ass animated crowbar that Gordon Freeman

Alright... add one more person, alphabetagamma.

Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu, but only because of the "Pony!" scene that alphabetagamma was so gracious as to link to me:

Fortunately, I made a post that does not ask a rhetorical question (Am I using the word "rhetorical" right? The dictionary doesn't really say that much.).

Good idea: Ignoring frequent lightning and damaging winds in excess of 60 MPH; actually getting to shelter is a waste of time; stuff like that is so commonplace. (Another good idea: Actually posting a response.)

Sniper rifle; recoil doesn't matter when you can one shot kill, plus I snipe in TF2. or