Brad

Join em'. It can't be THAT bad. What would you do if your pet was your owner?

Fix all my past mistakes, watch Barney. What would you do if you could only talk doublespeak?

There, I raised it. Happy Birthday. Watching Pawn Stars.

Bad idea: Having my pet. Trust me, you'll be annoyed.

Banned for being in the country Clock Tower takes place.

Look for the electric lock and hack it.

NES, Nintendo will always have a special place in my memory. The Three Stooges or Charlie Chaplin?

The background music from Fallout: New Vegas.

Alright that guy, even if I was the mafia, why would I kill Epsilon and Paladin? Why are you so intent on accusing me of murder, when I don't even have the nerve to randomly kill somebody?

Like a BOSS! Wear sunglasses at night.

Use super legs to fight the robo-crabs.

Yo dawg, I herd u had nightmarz so we put a nightmare inside a nightmare so that way it's like inception only if it was directed by Wes Craven.

I WAS playing Fallout: New Vegas before the friggin' thing froze on me for the 50th time.

For some reason, this comment has sent my brain into a paradox, and not for reasons immediately clear to others. Banned for screwing with my head in an obscure way. I was trying to say that Alyxx is awesome, I wasn't trying to mess with you. Sorry. Now that I think about it, it's a paradox in itself for an awesome person to ban another awesome person for being awesome. Banned for posting a picture of Phineas Gage. Poor man had a pole lodged in his skull and it scrambled the part of his brain that controlled his personality. He was never the same since.

I got that and I'm horrible at math. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse says "I was born with a genetic condition that makes me look like a horse, and I would appreciate it if you didn't make jokes about it.".

Hot and sunny. It looked like it was about to rain an hour ago, but it was probably just the lighting.

Banned for banning someone who IS awesome.

Who needs a good personality when you can be winning?

Did you know that Christopher Lee is one of Charlemagne's descendants? That means you're loosely related to Count Dooku.

Creepy Sghetti.

LIKE A BOSS! Box Mike Tyson.

The secret ingredient of eternal life is chocolate.

Make a protective helmet out of scrap metal from the crab, then go south.

Chawklit Rain. Some sing good and others real plain. Chawklit Rain. *I move away from the keyboard to breath in.*

Did you know that I'm related to Fay Wray, the actress who played Ann Darrow in the original King Kong movie?