Im_CIA

Twas the Night before Christmas Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name “Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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Since this is already devolving into youtube spam, I'll save some time and skip straight to the most reductive form of discussion and only post the word "cringe" or "based" in reaction to arguments

I keep collecting Ws

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT @kerdios

Thanks. I forgot my password months ago, but I still checked the site every couple days. Seeing Riley post again was my cue to get back

I've heard that most movers on the American left, a la Bernie, actually condemned the murder and sent their condolences, which makes believe that this is an algo-mob based assessment. To be honest, I've barely took notice of CK before his voice box got vented, so it has a been a somewhat surreal experience for me to get my bearings. On hand, political violence is a destabilizing accelerant that can only hasten our demise. On the other, I think MAGA 2 is wearing 30inch clown shoes for turning a shit-talking podcaster into a martyr. Actually, they seem to own multiple pairs for many occasions now, but I digress. If "Dark Humor" mfers can't even see the irony of a staunch 2A activist/empathy disbeliever getting this kind of mixed epithet, then they have ripened on the wine and need to be bullied relentlessly. Which I'm more than happy to do :3 But that aside, it seems like CK wanted to release the Epstein files. I think we should turn this point of friction into one of unity. Let's all come together and honor a dead man's noble wish

No

Yes

You unwin

Don't listen to them. Make ten in a row.

No.

Sigh

@BTGBullseyeif you become a front-end developer this all we'll see

You're correct. This is the winning post.

I didn't ask. It was a statement. Just like this: I will win last post

@thelost The only users banned on sight are those who admit they're under 18, either openly, or else they mention it in their bio and someone reads it. That's a strict policy with no exemption. Can't do anything about it, sorry. Btw, if you think you were banned for a different reason, give me your user name and I'll get it sorted. I tried to find it by cross-refrencing those messages you mentioned in the logs, but nothing came up. I guess they weren't word-for-word, or something.

What an ego

I will see it

Wrong as usual.

Why, Mr. Kerdios, why, why do you persist?

Probably all the mold memes and questions about the movie.

@nikki800goad to meetchya

There are mods on this site?

Good morning