"Corrupt a Wish"

[ProHypster]

Granted, you now have the talent to make amazing animations such as justin bieber singing, bathing, holding hands with a chick.

 

I wish I had a Mercedes Benz which runs.

[alphabetagamma]

Granted, but it runs away from you.

 

I wish I had a safe 2-way portal to Equstria.

[Srake]

Granted you know have a two way portal to "Equstria".

 

I wish I could party like Pinkie Pie.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but you can't party WITH Pinkie Pie.

 

I wish season 2 of MiP won't suck because the creative director stepped down and became creative consulant.

[Lu]

Granted but now you're named as creative director and sadly, you make it suck without wanting to.

 

I wish I could fool around with my english teacher.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but she's egregious at it.

 

i wish i had x-ray vision applicable to all materials.

[Selkie]

Granted but it goes straight through everything beyond your control.

 

I wish my nose would stop bleeding already. Blasted dry weather.

[Epsilon]

Granted. You moved to Georgia (where it was cold and moist) on Monday and were blown to Kingdom Come by the remnants of Tropical Depression Lee.

 

I wish it could stop being 58 °F. It's only the 9th of September.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, now it's 59 'F.

I wish they made a new Monkey Island game.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but you hate it.

I wish i was a marine.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but you can never love.

I wish Ross's computer was fixed.

[ProHypster]

Granted, he completes the FM series in the worst way with horrible humour and then spamms your email.

 

I wish there was less ponies on my mind.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted you are now an anti pony.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but I steal it and change history to make Hypster think of ponies again.

 

I wish I had a larger DVD, book, and game collection.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but the larger DVD weighs over 500 tons and crushes you, the book would crush your house, and your game collection is stolen.

 

 

I wish I could meet Doug Walker.

[Scorpia]

granted, Doug is an awesome guy, but his security shoots you 70 times because you reached into your pocket for a pen and paper.

 

i wish i had 500,000 dollars..

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but they're counterfeit.

 

I wish this wish could not be corrupted.

[Scorpia]

Granted, but you can only wish to benefit someone else now.

[ProHypster]

ermmm..... the wish Billy?

[Pinkie Pie]

HE SCREWED IT UP, THE GAME IS OVERHVAT