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The umptillionth forum game has been created.

 

Someone says they wish for something. The second poster grants the wish, but "corrupts" it somehow. The second poster then posts a wish.

 

Example:

 

Bob: I wish for a dog.

 

Steve: Done, but it never stops barking. Ever.

 

Steve: I wish for a(n) _____.

 

And so forward.

 

 

 

I wish for an endless supply of Monster Energy.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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I'm actually surprised this thread took so long to appear.

 

Granted, but it's your least favorite flavor.

 

I wish I didn't have so many computer problems.

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You got it, but now all your other electrical stuff starts giving problems including TV, DVD, electrical system, blender, vacuum cleaner, gadgets, cellphone, dildo etc etc etc..

 

I wish I had a non-corruptible wish

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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Granted, but none of them ever come true.

 

I wish that everything will die.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but you die as a side effect due to ecosystems failing.

 

I wish I could turn invisible.

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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Granted. You become invisible due to being vaporized.

 

I wish that everyone except me would be stuck with immortality.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but one of the side effects of the immortality is insanity, so we mercilessly pursue you.

 

I wish I had the equipment to make a mind series.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Granted, but none of it works.

 

Granted, but one of the side effects of the immortality is insanity, so we mercilessly pursue you.

So? I'm dead remember?

 

 

I wish people didn't twist messages to suit their agendas.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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dildo etc etc etc..

 

Man I would not be surprised if one turned up in my room. Strange things surface every day for me.

 

Granted but now they misread your posts.

 

I wish there was actually good food in the house.

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Granted, but your dog steals it.

 

I wish my dog would stop eating my pizza.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Granted but he eats everything BUT your pizza.

 

I wish the best for all of you.

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Granted, but something goes awry after a period of goodness.

 

I wish there could be less elitists in competitive TF2.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Granted but now there's a bunch of bad players unwilling to get better.

 

I wish I'd remember to finish my posts before posting them. I edit a lot.

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granted, but you come to power a day after the entire human race took domicile on another planet.

 

i wish i could perform a 2 mile headshot with an aim time of less than 4 seconds.

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Granted, but it's a negative rep.

 

 

I wish I could play Minecraft again without my annoying lag problem.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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