"Corrupt a Wish"

[Epsilon]

Granted. You are now a potato.

 

I wish I wouldn't cram all of my work into the weekend.

[Flyingamerboy]

granted but you get even more work.

i wish i had a trillion dollars.

[J.C.]

Granted, but it catches fire and there's nothing left afterwards.

 

I wish I could make a thousand more wishes.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but they're all harmful to you in some way.

 

I wish people would stop being idiots and evacuate if Hurricane Irene is hitting their area.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but they all decide you should be handcuffed to a building that will definitely be destroyed by said hurricane.

 

I wish I could be less pissed than I am right now...

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but now you're pooped. (So many meanings...)

 

I wish less people hated Jim Carrey.

[Flyingamerboy]

granted but you are the one who hates him now and you alone!

i wish all games had music like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSdFeHMAmHI

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but seeing as that music sucks everyone stops buying games.

 

I wish fanboys didn't exist.

[Blightmare]

Granted but then you'd never know about MLP.

 

I wish the pages wouldn't crash so much when I hit the post button.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but now your computer crashes.

 

I wish I wasn't so obsessed with Batman.

[Flyingamerboy]

Granted but know you are obsessed with serious Sam like me.

I wish the XBOX 720 was released.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but then they release Kinect 360 bundled with an MLP:FiM game...actually maybe you'll see that as a good thing...

 

I wish Hitler was resurrected as a talking donkey.

[Blightmare]

Granted, but no one takes that ass seriously. (c wat i did thar?)

 

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

[Lux Arbuckle]

Granted, but now you must play Desert Bus for five points.

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I wish I had a Green Lantern Power Ring.

[Blightmare]

Granted but only a replica.

 

I wish I could find someone with a freaking Strange Minigun.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted but he gips you of your whole backpack.

 

I wish I could peer into my head and watch the book I'm reading like a movie.

[Blightmare]

granted but your mind makes a bad movie(lolwut)

 

I wish opinions weren't such a bad thing...

[Axeldeath]

Granted, but seeing as they weren't in the first place nothing has changed.

 

I wish I had a strange shotgun to go with my strange mini-gun which Blightmare is incredibly jelly of.

[Pinkie Pie]

Granted, but now you're Gordon Freeman.

 

I wish people would stop saying 'aws' instead of 'awesome'. You lazy fucks.

[Epsilon]

Granted. Now everyone is mute and relies on phones to talk. dey tak liek dis, dawg.

 

I wish someone would make a good verbose version of "Meet the Medic" some time in the recent future.