"Corrupt a Wish"

[Blightmare]

Granted, but it's human parts.

... Eh, whatever. *nom*

 

Granted, but they suck.

 

I wish I didn't need to use the Edit button so much.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but you can no longer post for you are banned from AF.

 

I wish I could STOP SPILLING EVERY SINGLE THING I DRINK!

[J.C.]

Granted, but you don't have anything else to drink.

 

I wish I could play games all day long.

[Blightmare]

Granted but you end up in the hospital from malnourishment after not eating or sleeping either.

 

I wish my hands weren't so shaky.

[J.C.]

Granted, but now the rest of your body is.

 

I wish I had a bigger TV.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, it is now 1 millimeter taller and no longer works.

 

I wish I had a working sonic screwdriver...

[J.C.]

Granted, but you loose all your other tools.

 

I wish I had a grappling gun.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but you loose all your other tools.

YAY!

 

I wish I had a grappling gun.

Granted. It misfires and shoots you in the head though.

 

I wish I had a replicator from Star Trek.

[Blightmare]

Granted but it kills the original.

 

I wish I had the ability to eat glass.

[Koach]

granted, but you'll have a horrible diarrhea for the rest of your life.

 

i wish i could move things with my mind.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, but the only things you can move are the electrons inside your neurons.

 

I wish that I had a working Star Trek holodeck for my room.

[Epsilon]

Granted, but a Spy saps it.

 

I wish the Widowmaker's (New Engie weapon in TF2) bugs would be fixed soon.

[Blightmare]

Granted but the weapon still sucks.

 

I wish I could freaking find all the product keys to my old games.

[Axeldeath]

Granted but now all of them have Ubisoft DRM.

 

I wish MLP season 2 would be released and I could have every episode on my uncorruptible hard drive. Also the entire season was really awesome and I watched it ten times.

[Blightmare]

Granted but they give in to stupidity and start adding catch phrases to the characters based off the internet memes born from season 1. (that was hard to type. God I hope it doesn't happen.)

 

I wish MLP season 2 is even better than the first.

[Axeldeath]

Granted but now you hate the first season.

 

I wish the weatger would be a bit warmer, but not too warm.

[BTGBullseye]

Granted, the weatger is warmer by a few degrees, but the weather remains the same.

 

I wish my top two wisdom teeth hadn't broke...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Granted, but the rest of your teeth do break.

 

 

I wish I had one million monopoly money!

[Srake]

Granted, but you soon realize that it was actually from the game of life.

 

I wish you wouldn't crush my dreams.

[Blightmare]

Granted but you have no dreams to crush.

 

I wish i could have MLP season 2 already.