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YOUR WATER IS FULL OF DANGER?

 

QUICKLY SYPHON THE DANGER AND REPLACE IT WITH SAFETY.

 

PROBLEM SOLVED. MODS, FEEL FREE TO LOCK THE THREAD FOR THERE IS A CLEAR SOLUTION TO THIS SUPPOSED CONUNDRUM.

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Unfortunately your solution is not valid, because the danger in the water is safety-proof.

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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Then we'll need danger-proof-safety-proof safety.

 

DANGERSAFETYCEPTION

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It is safety proof. That includes all kinds of safety. Including safety that is dangerous.

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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It appears this conundrum requires someone more perspicacious than I...

 

BLUE!!!

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Oh shit...

''Almost everything–all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure–these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.'' - Steve Jobs

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'ello Blue's at his luncheon, i'm his stand in. what seems to be the problem?

Good evening to you.

It appears that in the course of a random sieries of events, my I happenstanced upon my water, which happens to be brimming with danger.

What can you do about it?

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It is quite obvious you need to put the water in a vacuum chamber, then heat it. Then you can safely store the dangerous gaseous steam in a bottle, then launch that bottle into space with a rocket. As we all know, rockets are both safe, and dangerous.

 

Once it is in space, space will be filled with a bottle of safely dangerous steam. Since space is already inherently dangerous, it doesn't really matter if we add a little more, so we won't really have to worry about it. Thus, Earth will be safe. Or at the very least, a little bit safer for the time being.

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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By gorge, he's figured it out! BLUE FOR PRESIDENT! BLUE FOR PRESIDENT! BLUE FOR PRESIDENT!

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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I'm terribly confused to post something that actually makes sence.

Maximum fuck about to be given in 3... 2... 1...

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