My Water is Full of DANGER!

[Prof. Luigi]

My water is full of DANGER!

What do I do?

[Axeldeath]

What you do is explain what the hell this topic is about.

[Scorpia]

i was about to say...please explain or i'll have to trash it.

[Prof. Luigi]

Man, You guys are no fun.

Play along...

[Scorpia]

k, topic moved to forum games. i'd elaborate more or no one is gonna get the idea.

 

oh, and Axel you were pretty close to sounding like a jerk there. :/

[Epsilon]

YOUR WATER IS FULL OF DANGER?

 

QUICKLY SYPHON THE DANGER AND REPLACE IT WITH SAFETY.

 

PROBLEM SOLVED. MODS, FEEL FREE TO LOCK THE THREAD FOR THERE IS A CLEAR SOLUTION TO THIS SUPPOSED CONUNDRUM.

[Luis]

Unfortunately your solution is not valid, because the danger in the water is safety-proof.

[Epsilon]

Then we'll need danger-proof-safety-proof safety.

 

DANGERSAFETYCEPTION

[Luis]

It is safety proof. That includes all kinds of safety. Including safety that is dangerous.

[Epsilon]

It appears this conundrum requires someone more perspicacious than I...

 

BLUE!!!

[Luis]

Oh shit...

[Scorpia]

'ello Blue's at his luncheon, i'm his stand in. what seems to be the problem?

[Prof. Luigi]

'ello Blue's at his luncheon, i'm his stand in. what seems to be the problem?

Good evening to you.

It appears that in the course of a random sieries of events, my I happenstanced upon my water, which happens to be brimming with danger.

What can you do about it?

[Scorpia]

well, what you see 'ere gov, is that you must imbibe in the water! whatever danger you may absorb is far more exhilarating than ignoring such a conquest.

[Blue]

It is quite obvious you need to put the water in a vacuum chamber, then heat it. Then you can safely store the dangerous gaseous steam in a bottle, then launch that bottle into space with a rocket. As we all know, rockets are both safe, and dangerous.

 

Once it is in space, space will be filled with a bottle of safely dangerous steam. Since space is already inherently dangerous, it doesn't really matter if we add a little more, so we won't really have to worry about it. Thus, Earth will be safe. Or at the very least, a little bit safer for the time being.

[Psychotic Ninja]

By gorge, he's figured it out! BLUE FOR PRESIDENT! BLUE FOR PRESIDENT! BLUE FOR PRESIDENT!

[Epsilon]

[Madman]

I'm terribly confused to post something that actually makes sence.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Have you create this topic after drinking it?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

My question is, is the water half empty or half full?