Hello, fine people of the future!

[Jek Jek Roo]

I've told ya, Jek'Jek it is going to happen.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Dear future username

 

*Trollface*

 

-Username

[The Hamburglar]

Dear Future Mark Gecko,

 

I am going to FIND YOU and KILL YOU. Don't bother trying to write back by now my plan has been enacted you SLIMY FUCKER. I WILL SHOVE MY FOOT OF FUCKS SO FAR UP YOUR ASS HOLE YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP TOE NAIL CLIPPINGS FOR 20 YEARS.

 

-love, Marky Mark Gecko

[Pinkie Pie]

Oh yeah, make sure to rub it in everyone's faces when Black Mesa comes out in *99999999- years.

[J.C.]

I believe you forgot a couple of 9s there.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

dear past username...

 

GOD DAMNIT!!!!

 

-future username.

[Madman]

Dear Future Madman

 

If I make love to you will that count as homosexuality?

 

- Past Madman

[Pinkie Pie]

Dear future Pinkie, I SWEAR Bill is following me, I thought I was the only one looking at this thread. Call the police, CALL THE POLICE! Wait...HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YO-

[J.C.]

I wonder if my plan for world domination succeed... Hey future J.C., send me an email. I'm sure Google has some sort of service that allows to send emails back in time, right?

 

Waiting...

 

Waiting...

 

Guess not