Freeman is paranoid.

[Lu]

This thread hasn't existed before and isn't buried under many pages. You're just being paranoid.

 

Edit: Daniel's new thread was merged with the old one, because it's hilarious. And nobody has merged a topic in AF in a while http://www.accursedfarms.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=58&t=2995

[AP_Pastor]

Hmm.... Since Daniel's thread merged with this one, are we still going to follow his game rules, or go back to calling Freeman paranoid? Just asking in case of confusion

[BTGBullseye]

BTGbullseye isn't standing behind you and disappearing whenever you turn around, Pastor. You're just being paranoid.

[AP_Pastor]

Your finger gun can't destroy ships, BTGBullseye. You're just being paranoid

[Psychotic Ninja]

Your mustache isn't trying to eat you, you're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Music isn't entering your ears and setting up a soundstage in your head, Psych Ninja. You're just being paranoid.

[Selkie]

Those ships aren't actually blowing up when you point your fingers like that, BGT, you're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Life isn't what it seems from the forums, Rar. You're just being paranoid.

[Lu]

The forums aren't tricking you into thinking you can distinguish them apart from your real life, BTG. You're just being paranoid.

[danielsangeo]

Steve Jobs didn't fake his death to become the leader of the Illuminati, Luis. You're just being paranoid.

[Peran]

Shigeru Miyamoto isn't an ageless being, Daniel. You're just being paranoid.

[AP_Pastor]

Gaben isn't a divine being that gives ridiculously good steam sales, Peran. You're just being paranoid

[BTGBullseye]

Mustaches aren't the most powerful things in the universe, Pastor. You're just being paranoid.

[Lu]

Being insane doesn't make you insane, BTG. You're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

BTG wasn't monitoring your every move while you were gone to make sure you weren't dead, Luis. You're just being paranoid.

[Peran]

BTG isn't your real name, BTG. You're just being paranoid.

[danielsangeo]

Cthulhu isn't out to eat you last, Peran. You're just being paranoid.

[Zaraki]

Keyboards aren't taking over your mind,Daniel.You're just being paranoid.

[Peran]

You're not suffering from extreme paranoia, Zaraki. You're just being paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Everyone's not a spy, you're just being paranoid.