Freeman is paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Google isn't really your friend, Ninja. You're just being paranoid.

[Lu]

Your life isn´t interesting to the intelligence agencies BTG, you´re just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Your life isn´t interesting to the intelligence agencies BTG, you´re just being paranoid.

I know, I appear so insane that anything I say can be considered the ramblings of a madman, but they'll find out just how wrong they are! (I WILL get those peaches, and use the pits to choke all their dogs, I swear it!)

 

You aren't actually back, Luis. You're just being paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You wont prove us wrong BTG, you're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Aw, that's so sweet of you.

 

I'm not here, Ninja. You're just being paranoid.

[Zaraki]

You are not somewhere else,BTG.You're just being paranoid.

[AP_Pastor]

No one's really here, Zaraki. You're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Everyones really not not here, Pastor. You're just being paranoid.

[danielsangeo]

Everyone you meet are not aliens in disguise, BTG. You're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Your last statement didn't actually work, Daniel. You're just being paranoid.

 

(I meet aliens frequently, most from Mexico, but had one from Poland join my Neocatechumenal community this month too)

[Lu]

I did not have a 2 year period of absence, BTG. You´re just being paranoid.

[Psychotic Ninja]

I did not build a stand for my tablet out of lego, Luis, you're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

I did not leggo your eggo, Ninja. You're just being paranoid.

[Lu]

Nobody suffers from insanity BTG, you´re just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Random doesn't truly exist, Luis. You're just being paranoid.

[Binky The Rabbit]

You're not actually talking to Luis, BTG. You're just being paranoid. (and hallucinating)

[Psychotic Ninja]

Not everyone you talk to Binky is paranoid, you're just being paranoid.

[BTGBullseye]

Everyone is actually paranoid, Ninja. You're just being paranoid.

[Zaraki]

You're not paranoid,BTG.You're just being paranoid.

[AP_Pastor]

No one is a Black Sabbath song, Zaraki. You're just being Paranoid

**cues Paranoid guitar riff**