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[BTGBullseye]

Faceplant.

[Scorpia]

Some people believe green should be considered a real color. Next they're going to want to give it different shades!

[Selkie]

Some people believe green should be considered a real color. Next they're going to want to give it different shades!

Breaking news! Blue is now a shade of green! Stand by for a word from our president on this startling new discovery!

[Scorpia]

Random obvious mistake is on perpus1.

[Selkie]

Yes, that's right, play it off as intentional.

 

(I missed this lol)

[Scorpia]

I will NOT be blithely given permission to do something i was already doing unless a good time involving such activities is at least hinted at.

(Same. I think we can definitely drag this out longer than it needs to like the old days)

[Selkie]

Excuse me, but the correct spelling is "blighty" and I can give permissions to whoever I want. As for good times, You know my price. Dinner first. Then we can play video games until 6 am.

[Scorpia]

I'll show you a Blightmare! And you're acting like it's ME who should pay a price for a good time with YOU. SINCE the subject is raised, MY price involves a half hour at chucky cheese, without accompanying children, and see how long we can stare at the younger patrons before police are called.

[Nex]

My record was just over 3 hours. Beat that

[Selkie]

If I recall I won that last time. Best court session I ever done had. You know why? Because I earned it. I EARNED it. You still never took me to the water park like we promised the reward would be. If you want me to pay your price, I demand my water park fun times! I will not settle for an inflatable pool with the balsa wood water slide this time either.

[Scorpia]

You're fucking right! and I'll even kidnap the dude in the chucky cheese mouse costume and tie him to the bow of the boat just to top off the evening. no no no! you loved that pool! because I made it myself! i knew that wasn't the ONLY event you faked that day! what other evenings did you lie about enjoying?

[Selkie]

How DARE you call me a liar!? I am nothing but an honest to god GENEROUS(if I do say so myself) truther! That slide gave me bum splinters that took hours to get out. HOURS. As for lying about enjoying yourself, I KNOW you liked that trip to the zoo. I saw you smiling, despite what you try to tell me!

[Scorpia]

I wasn't smiling I told you i was trying to piss off that chimpanzee across the way. We both know that barred teeth are a sign of dominance or something to them. AAAAAND if you would have just let me sand down that balsa, you wouldn't have gotten splinters! but nooo, Ryan had to have his slide now!

[Selkie]

It was getting dark and I wanted to get in a couple runs while I could still see the water coming towards me! You could have at least filled the pool all the way, splinters are one thing, but cramming my tail bone up into my neck upon impact with the floor is a poor way to end any watery fun experience. Always tryna cut corners to save a bit of money. Bet you liked that hospital BILL didn'tcha? >

[Scorpia]

OR the hospital you THOUGHT you went to that night. Does the name Moe sound familiar? that's because while you were drifting in and out of consciousness, i dragged you to Moe's van. HE re-aligned your spine. Also, there was no Bill. He owed me one. Since we're bringing up past excursions for medical care why don't you explain to these kids why my leg is longer than the other?

[Selkie]

That was SO not MY fault. It was supposed to be a friendly game of twister. It was YOUR idea to have me tug on your leg so you could reach the green circle, all because you couldn't handle me winning again! I insisted it was a bad idea but you remember what you said? DO you? Why don't you share it with the class?

[Scorpia]

Yes. i said: "This will work, human bodies can stretch further than the mind will allow". I guess that was perfectly sound reasoning when you agreed to it. I think we got off subject though, I believe we were discussing who owed who a nice evening out.

[Jeb_CC]

I'm scared to read all of it.

[Psychotic Ninja]

FkxdQ27kJs8

[Selkie]

I'm scared to read all of it.

We managed to keep it relatively PG this time. Well, PG 13 more like.

 

Yes. i said: "This will work, human bodies can stretch further than the mind will allow". I guess that was perfectly sound reasoning when you agreed to it. I think we got off subject though, I believe we were discussing who owed who a nice evening out.

I would dare say we each owe the other a nice evening out. Me to you because I started this, and you to me because I was victor of the Chuck E Cheese incident and never properly rewarded. We can't have that though can we? How shall we settle this? Our usual, pistols at dawn?