Ban the person above you!

[Lu]

Banned for joining at 7:37 AM

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for quoting Steve Jobs, and not Steve Mobs.

[Scorpia]

Banned for saying someone's name.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because I'm itching

[Scorpia]

Banned for assuming i wouldn't be interested in you having to itch--okay, what the fuck did i just say?!!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being a perv

[Scorpia]

Banned because i meant Armpit. you shouldn't assume things.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for not being a perv...

[Scorpia]

Banned for redacting.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for thinking I forgot my bullets.

[Scorpia]

Banned for not realizing i have them over there!

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned because I'm lost

[Scorpia]

Banned because i found you! where's my money!?

[J.C.]

Banned because we can only give store credit.

[Scorpia]

Banned because there's an Italian phrase in my signature.

[J.C.]

Banned because yes, there is, you are saying "you're stupendous" (literal translation, a more correct one would be "you're awesome"), but only to a female (stupenda). If you were saying it to a male, it would be "Sei stupendo".

[Scorpia]

Banned because i sent you a PM about it.

[J.C.]

Banned because I answered it.

 

But don't tell anyone!

[Scorpia]

Banned for wanting me to keep it in confidence.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for failing to keep it confidential.