Ban the person above you!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for joining two days ago.

[Obsidian]

Banned because there's more than one psychotic ninja.

[Nagisa]

Banned for tu-turu

 

Banned for getting it wrong! It's just Tuturu! ._.

 

Now for Obsidian...

Banned for... erm... playing too much tetris.

[Obsidian]

Banned for having the hots for the line piece.

[J.C.]

Banned because I'm more of a square piece man myself.

[Humin]

Banned for having a toaster.

[Obsidian]

Banned for stealing my bike.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not having a six pack.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for a rep number that resembles a certain internet rule.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not +repping me to remove such resemblance.

[Humin]

Banned for once contemplating whether or not you actually exist.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned for Greek.

[Humin]

Banned for Δεν μεταφράζοντας την υπογραφή μου.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because fine, I translated it with *cough* Google Translate.

 

FFFFUUUUU that's not funny.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for not making me a sandwhitch

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because here you go:

 

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I already ate, give it to some one else

[Martin]

Banned because I volunteer.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because you'll need to defeat it first

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because one does not simply defeat a sandwich.