J.C.

Today is "bring your son/daughter to work day". I'm wondering if we have an A.I. somewhere that could go bonkers and kill us all.

Ehm... nope. I was just at this really hot girl's desk (she was not there) and she had a box of chocolates. I took one and texted her "I stole one of your chocolates". She replied "OK (())". Now I'm wondering what to text back...

I'm watching "The Smurfs". Deal with it.

Banned because I'm pretty sure this was the song. DGB4VDQI6XM

I'm working. As Mondays go, this has not been a bad one.

I just woke up. Terminator Salvation is on. Maybe I'll watch a bit. Or the whole thing, I don't know.

*Floor dies* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I'm making bad jokes. Going out to lunch in a few.

Videos? Pictures? Share the awesomeness.

Banned for channeling Charlie Sheen.

I just walked up the stairs to my office, all 18 floors. I'm waiting for my body to stabilize and then walk down 9 floors, to get a cup of coffee. Then, I'm going to take the elevator back up. Oh Wednesday, day of procrastination.

Sometimes... in the middle of the night... I walk, alone in the dark... and eat a banana.

Banned for missing an obvious "Captain Obvious" opportunity.

Banned for pointing and screaming.

Not sure... probably not, there are several key bindings. It is a very good game, check out this video I put together, messing around with the mission editor. NsVPw5tIeFg Check out these pages from the wiki. I have them bookmarked on my iPad and keep it next to me when I play http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=A_Beginners_Guide http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Equipment http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/images/4/45/Weapon-chart.png http://dayzwiki.com/wiki/index.php?title=Weapon_Comparison_Table And these maps http://dayzdb.com/map http://dayzmap.info

Banned for not setting the record straight.

Trying to muster up some courage to play another round of "Slender". VJTR7d1q2GQ I swear, when that thing appeared, I almost lost it. Maybe I'll play some DayZ instead. Yeah. Zombies. Much better.

Watching T.V. in the middle of the night. No work tomorrow. I'm trying to decide between the History Channel, and some weird soft core porn movie on Golden EDGE.

I would really like to get some night vision goggles. I've only seen one pair, and they belonged to another player I shot near Berezino (he fired first). I think he was hacking, because he had NVGs, a GPS, a Rangefinder, and all the special gear, while still having the coyote backpack. You just can't get that kind of gear, and not have an ALICE pack or better. Anyway, I was looting him, and got killed within seconds. Never have I seen that kind of gear again.

I'm really surprised no one has started a DayZ thread yet. DayZ is a multiplayer mod for ARMA II (a very realistic 2010 military simulator), that puts you in Chernarus, a 225 km2 open world post-soviet state, currently in the middle of a zombie infestation. Think GTA with zombies and multiplayer. This is the official site. The cool thing is that it uses a persistent character and inventory systems across servers (normally each server can host about 50 players at once, but I've seen a couple with 75 and 100). So you can play in one server and if you log on to another, you keep everything, and can continue from where you left. In order to play this, you need ARMA II + ARMA II Operation Arrowhead, commonly know in STEAM as ARMA II Combined Operations (20% discount due to summer sales), the latest Beta patch, and the mod files. So, if you've been wondering why a 2 year old game has been at the top of the top sellers list for the last couple of months, DayZ is the reason. The mod has gained such popularity (more than 600.000 unique players in just 3 months) that the creator, Dean "Rocket" Hall, is apparently now working full time in it, while being employed by the makers of ARMA, Bohemia Interactive Studio. I've been playing for a month and a half now, and I have to say it's really addictive. I usually play solo, since I'm not able to play everyday, but there are a lot of small teams out there, and even some hardcore communities that fortify locations and take turns guarding their vehicles and weapons. Hundreds of zombies, a lot of players that are cold blooded killers, and also a few friendlies ones (like me), make for a very intense experience. Here are some videos that will show you a bit more of the game: Spawning - standard supply run YK3rxsDOBx4 Fighting a zombie horde r1f9m0GtPSs DayZ Adventures ncI9LESGYBw Keep in mind the mod is in alpha. Expect bugs in the new releases and frequent hotfixes that can kill you, wipe out your gear, etc. Rule number one in DayZ: don't get attached to your character or your gear. You will lose them. A lot. Due to bugs, zombies, other players, acts of God, etc. Still, a lot of fun to play. This last video, I recorded it yesterday. You can hear me talking in it and probably not making much sense, so please be gentle. I was pumped with adrenaline and in the middle of a murderous rage when I made it. eQR7N58eyq4

I'm waiting for breakfast to materialize out of nowhere next to my bed. Starting to think it might be a fruitless endeavor.

Raising Hell. Seriously. Shit is hitting the fan right now. But, in the end, it's really not my call. I'm just enjoying the ride.

You pyromaniac!

Crying alone in an office bathroom (Or maybe just sitting in my desk, reading about the new version of DayZ being released today yayyyyyy!).