J.C.

Banned for not giving him a mouth, also for caps.

Banned because now it looks like that skeleton thing is yelling at me.

Banned because it looks like that dragon thing is yelling at me.

Banned because no, you didn't. We let you, son.

Banned for not posting fast enough.

Banned because by that standard I'm advertising World Karate Championship.

Waiting for the next hour and a half to pass, so I can finally go home.

It still seems legit. Like that hitchhiker I saw on the highway last week, that had a chainsaw at his feet.

Did anyone else notice the video artifact at 09:09, on the right side of the conveyor?

So awesome. I guess that's it for the chapters of the Machinima.com infiltration story for now. Next time those evil bastards make us wait, I'll post Chapter 3.

Banned for having an epic vision. Was it of Jason and the Argonauts, by any chance?

Ok, I'll get them this weekend and see how it goes from there.

"I don't think they could put him in a mental hospital. On the other hand, if he were already in, I don't think they'd let him out." N.N. Slashdot.org

You know, I'm getting really curious about this ponies thing. What do you recommend I watch first?

Granted, but you loose all your other tools. I wish I had a grappling gun.

*Coming out of the bathroom, goes to check the decoy dummy he left on the bed. - Why is that damned Tank hellbent on attacking me? Is it attracted to me? You keep a leash on that thing, you hear me boy? Don't make me go all Freeman/Heavy on it's ass. *Takes the decoy dummy, goes to the another room to sleep.

Seems legit.

Banned for thinking I need to resort to a cheap trick like rewording the same thing you just said in order to ban you, instead of coming up with a completely original reason like I should.

Granted, but now the rest of your body is. I wish I had a bigger TV.

Yeah, sorry about that Couldn't resist. Since we're on the topic of smart asses, this reminded me of a site by that name someone emailed me about a while ago. I googled it and found it http://www.thesmartass.info/ They have great classic games online.

Banned for never saying you did care.

I don't miss his old massive fucking monitor either

Granted, but you don't have anything else to drink. I wish I could play games all day long.

Banned for caring.

- Ugh... what the hell happened... I feel dizzy... I'm going to lay down for a while. Keep the damned asteroid shooting contest down, will ya? *Enters the bedroom and closes the door