Epsilon

>YFW you receive an offer to star in a movie featuring a robot renegade cop and two girls in a land before time in an outpost on the edge of space.

If I can circumvent being overwhelmed by the bulwark of work known as the IB Program, I'll definitely play TF2 with ya. Time to bring out the ol' caffeine supply...

>YFW your BBQ sauce tastes like coffee.

Fixed?

Not sure which TF2-dedicated thread this should go in, so I'll just post it in the general one... I don't even know how.

Bien, necesito practicar a mi español.

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS? Yes! YESSS! FUCK YEAH! Give me your warm abdomen mr Crabs! I lust for your SOFT MOIST FLESH! HOIOIOIOIOIOI?

ART THOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS?

Robots have taken over the Navy.

"What did I just watch?"

7/10

>YFW you are stung by a potato.

>YFW SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

Originally, I thought this was an abomination unto TF2's storyline, but it doesn't look bad now. INTRIGUING

U WOT M8? Seriously, I still don't understand those... whatever you call them. Where are you getting them from?

They're IB (International Baccalaureate) teachers, so it would hardly surprise me.

Those are distributed with agendas, and homeroom teachers are the ones to assign them. How do I receive an agenda with a map? Get to my homeroom. How do I get to my homeroom? I use the map that I don't have! That was quite similar to a Freeman's Mind quote, but given that I'm not in the best of moods right now, it's hardly tongue-in-cheek.

My plight is similar to Doublenature's... school starts on Monday. I'm starting high school this year at the largest high school in my county, and I have no idea as to where anything is. I attended the orientation, and when we were going to be taken throughout the school to learn the location of important places, we were instructed to go to the band room to find our parents to leave... I don't know how they expect an inexperienced 9th grader to navigate a mammoth of a school all by himself. Just about the only place I'm acquainted with is the cafeteria, and that's because it's close to the building's main entrance.

DIS GAI WUZ FONE

cHihxZA8JOk The lyrics are a bit superficial, but the song is surprisingly addictive.

"I pose a conundrum: why did the chicken cross the road?" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "The Federal Republic of Yugoslavia will remain secret." wat

Welp, here goes what's quite possibly the most hilariously nonsensical dream I've ever had: 1. I dreamed that I was in North Korea being pursued by its army for no apparent reason. 2. I ran from North Korea to my house (because it's totally possible to run across about two continents, across the ocean, and to a house in Metro Atlanta). 3. I saw my 8th grade English teacher and talked with him for a bit. 4. I said something to the North Korean soldiers and they left.... on foot.

I recommend downloading TR_Walkway if you can, then; I don't remember where I got it, but it's definitely helpful.