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My juicebox hamburger puppet just had twins with the toaster; too bad he didn't have the common baby back ribs vaccine, for he could have skinned the turtle who punched me in the face.

Gatorade my left kidney stone so that it produces 300 of the deadliest brands of Power Puff Girl fragrances under the U.S. Constitution's banana milk.

I don't currently have any tickets, but if I ever get my hands on them, I'll gladly play Medic.

What do video producers detonate things with? .DEMOLITIONS

Persuade Saxton Hale into punching you whenever you're in the REM stage of sleep. Cave Johnson will be petrified with fear, and will leave your dreams to torment another unfortunate individual whose safety is not ensured by a chair-kicking, muscle-encumbered Australian. The wings on my shoes shrank, and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol, it only yields three fairy napkins, but now my banana slippers are like water boats because the moon winks. Given this bewildering issue, how can I ensure that I'll make it to llama school?

Do you see how the yellow dolphin jumps over the stool? I would give it all for a piece of tuition tree!

9OacXUzTNXo My eardrums are elated.

Do I look like a deduced mongoose to you, Mr. Perdue?

How I can shove 10 hams in dryer?

My blue wheat grease went to the leaf store to poke a gremlin's soccer book. Unfortunately, he never did find that ear horse which acted as an onion's napkin warrior after contracting Brown Radio Tower Disease and eating gallons of turkey mayonnaise.

I'm not sure as to whether this goes here or in the Forum Games section. Anyway, the point of this thread is somewhat simple: post the most incoherent, semantically nonsensical sentences that you can think of.

He's part boxer and part basset.

I'm certain it's not the best picture to ever be taken, but I am relieved that my dog's not blinded by this... I apparently somehow forgot that my phone's camera flashes.

Impressive... I think I'm starting to develop an addiction to the Pyro. In fact, I'm becoming increasingly fond of his/her/its mobility as opposed to the single target damage-intensive playstyle of the Sniper. It's also pretty pleasant being able to get up close and go batcrap on the enemy team.

I didn't kickbox a yeti today.

I haven't made anyone ragequit as Pyro, but one of my friends told me to "stop being a word which I'd rather not use and pull back" after I, a Pyro on defense, plowed through BLU's front to their spawn. I was probably being a jerk, but they really had a time with taking me down...

I must not be a very good Pyro, then. Just kidding... it'd be pretty great to have another Pyro alongside me decimating the enemy team.

http://blogs.ajc.com/radio-tv-talk/2012/08/29/project-9-6-1-becomes-top-40/?cxntfid=blogs_radio_tv_talk I'm so incensed by this that I can barely find the right words to use. Why exactly would they become the upteenth station to air this trite, bland garbage?

My Scout now looks obnoxious.

I think I lost an IQ. how i can shove 10 hams in dryer

The wings on my shoes shrank, and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol, it only yields three fairy napkins, but now my banana slippers are like water boats because the moon winks. Sometimes it burns my hamster punches, and that's how you get to llama school!

"If a person with multiple personalities contemplates suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" ...35 translations later, Bing gives us: "As with most people root for children Giant monkey?" EVERYONE ROOT FOR CHILDREN GIANT MONKEY