Epsilon

>YFW you see the aforementioned Individual Who Destroys and/or Deforms Male Genitalia With a Substantial Application of Force attacking your hero, Ross Scott.

Epsilon, considerably scratched and enraged, comes out of the hole in the ground which he created after plummeting downward due to Psycho Ninja's momentum. He then growls, "You wrecked my train of thought, but I've created another." The train of thought then rams into the maniacal ninja, sending him to Kingdom Come.

Creates amusing forum games and ingenious posts in King of the Hill. Moreover, fun guy.

Epsilon releases Australianized Asianized Africanized killer wasps on steroids at the hill, particularly at Razor. He then sends them back to Saxton Hale, who keeps them around as pets.

Verily, you are in possession of my utmost romantic affection. "Have it your way at Burger King."

"Only a Sith Lord deals in pants."

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I myself never swear out loud, but occasionally I'll REALLY snap and drop the F-bomb in my head. Other than that, I really don't even limit myself to euphemisms.

But I don't WANT to take the EOCT! CONFOUND YOU, MATH!!!!!!!! In all seriousness, I'm about the most atrocious mathematician this planet will ever see. I'm quite certain I'll do well on the test after practicing, but I still don't like having to take it given a few of my grades.

FORSOOTH! DISTINCT SUPERIORITY, NAVAL TROOPERS! WE HAVE, AS A COLLECTIVE, VIOLENTLY SHOVED OUR FEET INTO MANY A POSTERIOR! "Stop double posting, Username."

There exists a moderate number of individuals whose desire is to observe the planet on which all known organisms reside undergo rapid combustion or consume fuel in such a manner so as to give off heat as well as gases. "Don't hate the player; hate the game."

Raining and 63°. What the fornicate.

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Epsilon uses Username's distraction of Razor to dive out of a helicopter, blow them/whatever is disguised as them to pieces with an awfully convenient heatseeker, and use their entrails (which were blown sky high by the action movie-esque force of the rocket) as a parachute.

11/10. Everything is bigger in Texas. Ergo, your rating.

Surcease the maintenance of your bodily functions, more scientifically referred to as homeostasis. To expand upon my request, it is paramount that you do so within a state, process, or instance of combustion in which fuel or other material is ignited and combined with oxygen, thereby resulting in a most repugnant and undesirable demise. "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." You are my new enemy.

Copulate with you, the recipient of this most brusquely worded message. Moreover, I most pejoratively refer to the aforementioned recipient, which suffices to refer to you, as a female canine. "Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?" (Have fun verbosifying this one.)

Verily, I bestow my utmost, unadulterated gratitude upon you, individual who possesses authority, power, and/or control of other individuals, in light of your having presented to my person this most prolific.... MALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN WHICH RELEASES SEMEN IN ADDITION TO URINE! "Come at me, bro."

Why I ever made a Facebook flummoxes me. Why I continue to have one does even more so. curse you, oddly addictive website But some of the posts I'm seeing are just silly; the only things I ever see are histrionic tirades from rather rebellious fellows who think every waking moment of their life is an ordeal because someone doesn't like them. Not to sound as if I'm complaining about how hard my life is (whether subjectively or in comparison), but it's getting pathetic.

Uhm, no. I'm pretty content being a pony. I changed my name back to Epsilon...

Alright, I've read the unfortunate news. I believe it is time to change my name back to Epsilon.

CAN I EVEN SNEEZE WITHOUT ONE, USUALLY MORE, OF MY FRIENDS BOMBARDING ME WITH URLS?!?! I'm not kidding... someone sent me like the fourth link to Youtube as I'm typing this, and that's just from him; not total.

We're supposed to get scattered storms, but right now, it's amazing. Semi-cloudless and 86° (feels like 88°).