Epsilon

BOW DOWN TO EPSILON, MERE MORTALS!!! Ahem... Nathaniel Howe from Dragon Age: Awakening. Because. He's just awesome. He only talks a bit more than Gordon Freeman does, and has some good comebacks.

The person who said that didn't. :/ "The inner mechanizations of my mind are an enigma." -Patrick Star

They sort of look alike, don't they?

Blackjack > Jack Black

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend."

What we always get here in north Georgia: Beautiful early in the day, then gloomy with a chance of storms in the afternoon.

"Except for ending slavery, fascism, Nazism and communism, war has NEVER solved anything." “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." The last one was my very first sig on here.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said

The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment. He's basically the '90s version of the Warden from Dragon Age (verbal ownage, awesomeness in combat, etc.), but much uglier and with immortality. He dies and dies and dies and dies and keeps coming back.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV

Good sniping, but your editing could use some work (don't mind me.. I'm a monkey with a wrench when it comes to this). The zoom in was used too much and you cut to the next kill too frequently. I don't have a demo of either of these kills, but today I got accused of hacking by a Demoknight: He charged at me, I did a 180 and headshotted him. The second one was on a Soldier with our intel on 2Fort, he had jumped off of the ledge near the stairs that lead to the intel room, and I headshotted him while I was almost directly below him.

It's the negative answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything plus one now.

My best Sniper streak would be 8 consecutive headshots in a row in rapid succession in one life. I felt like a kredit to teem afterward.

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Coke originated in Atlanta.

I posted in this thread back on page 2! I know, but you and Ian were both posting in rapid succession.

Before the replay update, I got 8 consecutive headshots in one life in rapid succession. I felt as if I was actually kredit to teem.

Do a 360 and score a lucky twitch headshot on you. What would you do if you had to play on a team of F2Ps against Div 1 pros?