Brad

Granted, but you can't control how many thoughts you can read, so you go insane. I wish I had a fish.

It still looks pretty cool though. The second rendition of my avatar was made to look more like the actual shield.

I practice a type of martial art called Hapkido. It's a fighting style that focuses on joint locks and pressure points.

Arizona fruit punch.

Like a BIG BOSS! METAL GEAR!

I like phoenix's. There is something fascinating about catching fire at the end of a life cycle, and then be reborn through the ashes, starting life anew. I also liek mudkipz.

Yeah, the mountains look cool. I also like the lighting. Is it morning where you are?

That's an amazing view.

Like a GAURD! Hide in a cardboard box.

That sounds controversial. AND AWESOME! I mean the picture, not the title. Also, the eye's in the wrong spot.

There's a specific pressure point on your thigh where if pressed it can make you empty your bladder.

Granted, but all previous great movies are wiped off the face of the earth. I wish they would make another sequel to MediEvil.

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Kewl

Granted, but your phone breaks. I wish I could do Parkour effectively.

Banned because he probably saw it on your Steam profile.

Hysteria - Muse.

An apple cinnamon crumb cake.

... I don't even know what to say...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think things have been going to Hell for a while now.

Pizza.

"War were declared." Said happy brony Username, who tried to listen Epsilon's cry for help. Unfortunately, Username realized Epsilon watches too much My Little Pony. "FALSE!" Ross, Bob said.

Spirited away, Kiki's Delivery Service and Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. Holy crap, these movies are awesome. I want to shake Hayao Miyazaki's hand for making these.

Fav. color! [_] Red = loud [X] Green = stupid [_] None = freaky beast [_] Orange = gorgeous [_] Yellow = innocent [_] Purple = a little too happy [_] Black = emo [_] Brown = funny [_] Gray = skanky [_] Pink = preppy [_] Blue = sweaty [_] White = sexy [_] Other = hot What kind of bottom half are you wearing? [_] Shorts = cutie [_] Skirt/skort = skank [_] Corduroy = faggot homosexual [_] Skinny jeans = scene kid [_] Ripped jeans = emo [_] Cammo = cage fighter [X] Jeans = prep [_] Cargo = clown [_] Sweats = athlete [_] Boxers = brat [_] Booty shorts = female [_] Capris = Gangster [_] Nothing = hoe [_] Dickies = weirdo [_] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl [_] Other = sex addict What is your natural hair color? [_] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with [_] Blonde = with a broken heart [_] Black = with a sexy smile [X] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend [_] Red = that likes to have fun [_] Brown = who loves to be different [_] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes [_] Bald = with herpes [_] Other = with a nice ass Pick the month you were born on: [_] 1 = who ate [_] 2 = who needed [_] 3 = who killed [_] 4 = who shot [_] 5 = who killed [X] 6 = who smoked with [_] 7 = who farted on [_] 8 = who ran shirtless with [_] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by [_] 10 = who cuddled with [_] 11 = who slept with [_] 12 = who ran naked with Pick the day you were born on: [X] 01 = a french fry [_] 02 = a dog [_] 03 = a shoe [_] 04 = a toothbrush [_] 05 = Santa Claus [_] 06 = The Trojan man [_] 07 = Barny the dinosaur [_] 08 = a prostitute [_] 09 = a porn star [_] 10 = a bag of weed [_] 11 = a lover [_] 12 = a glass of milk [_] 13 = a horse [_] 14 = a lesbian [_] 15 = Michael Jackson [_] 16 = a pickle [_] 17 = a jew [_] 18 = a condom [_] 19 = an orange [_] 20 = a dildo [_] 21 = a homeless guy [_] 22 = a whore [_] 23 = my crush [_] 24 = an easter egg [_] 25 = a jar of honey [_] 26 = a homo [_] 27 = a bowl of cereal [_] 28 = the kool-aid man [_] 29 = a stripper [_] 30 = Paris Hilton [_] 31 = YOUR MOM Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing [_] White = because I love marijuana [_] Black = because im sexy as hell [_] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to [_] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs [_] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous [_] Polka Dots = because I hate my life [_] Purple = because I'm gay [_] Gray = because I got dared [_] Other = because that's how I roll [X] Green = because I'm good in bed [_] Orange = because I smoke crack [_] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose [_] Brown = because I had to I'm a/an stupid prep with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who smoked with a french fry because I'm good in bed.