Im_CIA

forguntergliebenglauchenglobensaken

Or, Forsahken, as we called it in Eastern Europe

everything sucks we should just have new years all year round.

Major Kusanagi, Section 9

*bell tolls and sky darkening intensifies*

Hello, My name is Joe, And I, Work in, A button factory

Where are the DEV DONES and the QAs? Where was the sprint that was flowing? It all passed- like time estimates on blockers, Like good commenting etiquette 2 weeks into a project The days have come down to the retrospective- into darkness

Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?

I only get excited when I can make the home commute before the liquor store closes

I really don't get why anyone cares about HL:A or holds such reverance of any valve game

WELL Well well looks like I win

I think I'm developing a drinking problem. It's no longer an occasion to buy alcohol, but a matter of fact.

knot.

NUC-NUC

Obi Wan was the MVP of the now extinct Jedi Order. Let's go down the rap sheet. 1. Single handedly defeated Darth Maul, becoming the first Jedi to kill a Sith in centuries. 2. Single handedly defeated General Gregious, who had previously wiped the floor with a handful Masters and Padawans. 3. Cut down the Chosen One without breaking a sweat 4. Disappeared into the force during combat with his old apprentice. 5. Trained a protege who would go on to score a complete victor over the Sith Now let's look at his contemporaries; 1. Qui-gon: acted haughty and wise and died like a bitch 2 Windu: scored points for nearly overpowering sheev, but got too hot headed and disregarded core jedi teachings ("he's too dangerous to be kept alive!"), ultimately pushing Anakin over the edge. 3. Yoda: acted haughty and wise, gave up fighting the emperor for no reason, dicked around for 20 years on a swamp plant and then died like a bitch. Fuck you Yoda, you don't deserve to go into the force. 4. The rest of the Jedi Council: indolent menagerie of hippies that just lounged around in their stupid ivory tower all day, collectively achieving absolutely nothing substantial.

>Let me just park my hover car on the roof and analyze these phisical photographs on my 320p CRT display.

I just want to inform everyone that on this date (November 20th, 2019), in an alternate universe, Harrison Ford began his fateful quest of tracking down discount Dolf Lundgren and 5 other Nexus 6 Replicants who have tresspassed on our good Earth. Thank you for your attention.

I am the Eggman

Discord seems like yet another soulless, completely generalized platform. I don't get the appeal

A baby born before the sin again Chocolate Rain...

Chocolate Rain... Some Stay Dry While Others Feel the pain

Fuck games. Linux should just be a tool for industry professionals. The more esoteric, less people I have to compete with to get my next job.

Mr. Crohllee buhm buhm buhm What goes on in your head?

So much division.... At least we can all agree that Vi is much better than emacs