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>Get in the FUCKIN' robot SHINJI Also the Milky Way. Proof: We clearly see the devil in the Mos Eisley cantina, ergo a galaxy far far away is actually hell.

A bottle of <redacted>

A bottle of Red

Beep to the tune of Cuban Pete and head West

Stroll East while gyrating from side to side and "wooing" like a drunken sorority ho'.

Seduce Judge Dredd

I find it interesting that, at least in my experience, most of the coverage for the riots happening in France is dead in water. So much more weight is being on Trump's latest buffoonery that you'd have to scroll to page 3 for news about the situation in Paris, but if this was a colored revolution in a vilified country on the other side of the (figurative) world it will splattered across every headline. We're living in the information age. What does that mean, really? Can the flow of history be shaped by gag orders and rhetoric?

Take my pants off and singe them at the crotch level using the laser. I always wanted to wear a skirt.

@Psychotic NinjaThat's what he wants you to do. Obviously there's a hidden agenda here; you can't let him win

Far above the moon

Planet Earth is blue

I chose to go south dammit. 2/5

@Psychotic Ninja It's dangerous to go alone, take this

A senior citizen attempts to cure his Alzheimer with anomalous/therapeutic medicine. Hijinks ensue. The Raid 2

I suggestively lick my lips and head down south towards the voluptuously thicc forest.

The rush of adrenaline and endorphins makes me conclude that i owe my entire existence to an internet forum dedicated to some guy that looks like Jesus. The thought fades. I accept my fate and continue falling.

Scratch the record and freeze the frame. In a studio-recorded voice proclaim "Perhaps you're wondering how I got in this situation" to a seemingly non-existent audience.

Start a hex-editor and add a "touch my private areas" action.

Hell yeah, right now I'm proving that you don't even need a holodock to bread and circus yourself into dust.

Icarus

Check backyard for hemp plants ( or poppy ).

I will address the problem by being a part of it until I'm dead. Everyone's heard the omnipotence paradox: "Can God create a rock that he himself can't lift?". Well I don't know about God, but I believe that creating immutable, doomed-to-fail systems is an unavoidable consequence of our evolution. I think that your plan for dealing with the tragedy of the commons can work, but it will never be implemented because of the nature of the problem itself, which is rooted into every aspect of our lives. Trying to abate anything now would be like turning a container ship 180 degrees when all you have is a small peddle.

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Check my pockets for crystal meth residue.

Happy Thanks Giving everybody