>YFW

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

>YFW you shake someone's hand, and there's a huge amount of lotion on it.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

 

With his non-dominant hand.

 

 

>YFW Ross Scott changes his and everyone else's avatar to a porn image, and proceeds to spam FFA with porn.

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

>YFW Alyxx and Ross get hitched.

[Chuckthe2nd]

 

YFW a bookshelf falls on top of you. (true story)

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

 

>YFW Epsilon is made an AF Mod

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

 

You wake up, you are tide to a chare andare covered in lube

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

>YFW Mitt Romney is elected president.

 

(I broke it, fuckers!)

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

 

 

You are now a pony and a mare in heat

[J.C.]

 

You find a curly hair in your soup.

[Chuckthe2nd]

 

The worker at the drive-through fast food restaurant gives you someone else's order.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

 

You are infected with posion joke

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

 

>YFW Black Mesa Source is finally released, only for it to be a buggy piece of crap.

[Pinkie Pie]

>YFW sex robots exist

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

(They actually do)

 

>YFW Ross Scott leaves me in charge of AF for 3 days.

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

>YFW Accursed Farms is hacked and the forums go offline permanently.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

 

MLP session 3 has a zombie episode

[Twilight Sparkle]

 

>YFW you spend a whole day setting up for a major community event, only for it to get cancelled the moment you finish.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

 

>YFW the people on /mlp/ who claim to be staff are actually telling the truth, and there will be a full season of MLP with no Rainbow Dash or Applejack through half of it.

[Epsilon]

no Rainbow Dash

 

 

or Applejack

 

 

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

>YFW we get a time machine and convince Ross to not take away the BBCode signatures