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Simple one. Tell us your best insults! Extra points* if it works as a comeback to the person above you.

 

*There are no points.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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STOP YOUR FOUL WHINING, YOU FILTHY PIECE OF DISTENDED RECTUM!

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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You know, if I wanted to kill myself, I could just climb up your ego and jump down to your intelligence.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Wait, you mean you can actually see past that mile-high ego you're getting smothered by?

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Yeah, although if you'd stand a little further away it wouldn't be smothering me.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Is your ass jealous of the shit that just came out of your mouth?

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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You are a sad, sorry little man and you have my pity.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Your insults are so original I recognize the list you're getting them off of.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Same ones you got yours off of, except for a few of them that I did on my own.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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(Oh, come on, I managed to take a shot *while still playing the game*. Try to do the same.)

 

Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Don't worry about having nothing, we all know that's just you speaking your mind.

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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