Horrible Pickup Lines: The Half-Baked Thread Game

[Selfsurprise]

Just a modest thread game because I haven't posted one in a while. Use your most perverse, senseless and/or otherwise awful chat-up one-liners on the user above you. For example, if this wasn't the first post, I might say something along the lines of...

 

Are you a hamburger? Because you could be the meat between my buns. ♥♥♥♥♥

:3

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I'm genuinely sorry about this...

[AphoticScourge]

So, do the pickup lines need to be related to the ones above or no? I hope not cause...

Hey SelfSurprise, are you my homework I procrastinated? Cause I wanna do you all night long.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Hey AphoticScourge, you know, word of the day is "Legs". You wanna come over to my place and spread the word?

God, that's awful.

[Selfsurprise]

In mother Russia, line chats up you! ♥♥♥♥♥

 

So, do the pickup lines need to be related to the ones above or no? I hope not cause...

Sorry, I should've explained that better. It doesn't have to be unfailingly relevant to the user above, that's just a way of scoring bonus internet points. Any random cringeworthy and all sex-crimey comment will suffice.

God, that's awful.

You're doing it right!

Edited September 14, 2016 by Guest (see edit history)

[Psychotic Ninja]

Why no, that's not a banana in my pants

[AphoticScourge]

Hey Psychotic Ninja, are you a criminal? Because you appear to have stolen my heart.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Shall I be the fire to you, fox?

[Woah_G!]

Hey Psychotic Ninja, do you like Maine life? Well if you do,why don't we free Willy in my water bed?

[Selfsurprise]

Why don't we go somewhere more comfortable and find your Woah G!-spot?

[AphoticScourge]

Why don't we go somewhere more comfortable and find your Woah G!-spot?

You made me choke on my energy drink and now it's in my nose. Thank you. That's just what I needed.

 

Hey SelfSurprise, when your clothes come off, you're not the only one being pleasantly surprised.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Hello there~ Wanna fuck?

[Psychotic Ninja]

Wanna see my game room?

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

I like every muscle in your body, Psychotic Ninja, especially mine.

[Woah_G!]

Typical bus, No seats. Don't worry baby, cause as long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit...

[Alyxx Thorne]

I'm tempted to call 911, cause you're starting a fire and might have to put it out yourself...

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

[arsenicCatnip]

nice puss, puss

[Heliocentrical]

*In a 1700s Aristocratic British Accent* Why hello madam, I must say your bust and figure look ever so pleasing, fancy a shag?

[Alyxx Thorne]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

[Selfsurprise]

Your chat-up lines are as subtle as the contents of my pants, Alyxx... :3