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[Qwerty3781122]

-V for Vaffanculo

-Human entomology

-A Clockwork Banana

-The gay experiences of the Tyrannosaurus rex

-"Mom's dildo is haunting the United States of America"

-The Dark Side of the Whore

-The jeans of Leo Strauss

-My life with Assurbanipal

-Badass like an Assyrian demon in the fridge

[Blightmare]

harpoon gum

[Scorpia]

"OI! PRICK!" is a great way to get someone's attention. recognize where it's from, anyone?

[Blightmare]

Shawn of the Dead?

[Scorpia]

you got that way too fast, dude. lol

[Blightmare]

I just saw it yesterday cuz it was on TV so I read it in that voice. XD

[Scorpia]

Likely story. Want to hear another likely story?

[Blightmare]

Sure. Likely stories are, in fact, always true so lay it on me.

[Scorpia]

A woman got a message from her bank informing her her credit card application was declined. so, in response she opened a pancake franchise where it was actually pretty successful. due to her success, the banking official who declined her application decided to okay the loan as it was now a good investment. So in response to this, the woman thought the loan could only improve her business, so that night, she waited in the back of his Mercedes and beat him to death with golf clubs.

[Blightmare]

Well that ended completely different than I imagined.

[Scorpia]

I would like to know how you thought that was going to end.

[Blightmare]

Somewhere along the lines of some snarky "fuck you I win"-esque comment.

[Scorpia]

She still got to say that in the end. plus when is it a good idea to predict anything i do in these threads? do those 5 hour long random scenarios we had at each other mean nothing to you?!

[Blightmare]

Hey man, I flush out all important memories before I go to bed and keep only the most pointless.

[Scorpia]

And to think, we were going to push the beds together tonight. i'm happy you made that unnecessary. :indignant pout:

[Blightmare]

Aw, don't be like that! I still remember the important stuff like, uh... you know, the time we um... well, yeah you remember! That time!

 

*nervous sweat*

[Scorpia]

You remembered that time? i thought you've forgotten! i almost forgot...maybe you ARE worth moving 2 100 pound beds together.

[Psychotic Ninja]

You guys are having fun and didn't bother to invite me?! How could you?!

[Scorpia]

Bro, who did you think i was going to ask to record us?

[Blightmare]

Record? Well now, hehe, uh... That's a BIG commitment. Kinda camera shy.