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[Scorpia]

Hell yea. this is going to be a massive production. lights, special effects, the guaranteed awkwardness. It's going to be a fucking train wreck. who wouldn't want to be a part of that?

[Blightmare]

This isn't gonna be like last time with the chicken suits, Japanese business men and the 16 minute musical number is it? I think we can both agree that that becoming cult status was not the outcome we were going for.

[Scorpia]

I can't be blamed for the cult following that the musical number that YOU choreographed caused. I will, however, take full responsibility for the sacrifices. i could've stopped it way before that. Chose not to. For no reason. It was awesome. I promise this time will be different. this time, it will be all about me.

[BTGBullseye]

I can do the sound effects and lighting... Orangutans and green/yellow/orange lights right?

[Blightmare]

I can't be blamed for the cult following that the musical number that YOU choreographed caused. I will, however, take full responsibility for the sacrifices. i could've stopped it way before that. Chose not to. For no reason. It was awesome. I promise this time will be different. this time, it will be all about me.

I told you before I didn't choreograph it, I outsourced it to the lowest, sketchiest bidder; you know, for quality. They even told me it was gonna be like 5 minutes. Well if you're gonna manage the whole thing that makes it easier for me. Just remember, do NOT contract El Sleezo's discount choreography.

[Psychotic Ninja]

I heard Totes Noddascam is pretty good.

[Binky The Rabbit]

Toates donating £100 to this. Tell the popcorn industry that stocks are set to skyrocket.

[Scorpia]

I can't be blamed for the cult following that the musical number that YOU choreographed caused. I will, however, take full responsibility for the sacrifices. i could've stopped it way before that. Chose not to. For no reason. It was awesome. I promise this time will be different. this time, it will be all about me.

I told you before I didn't choreograph it, I outsourced it to the lowest, sketchiest bidder; you know, for quality. They even told me it was gonna be like 5 minutes. Well if you're gonna manage the whole thing that makes it easier for me. Just remember, do NOT contract El Sleezo's discount choreography.

 

Dude, i have a coupon! I also have Leslie directing the whole thing, and BTG providing the lights and a little too touchy orangutan. Look at it! it likes kittens! I think we can forget about Leslie's reputation with hiring ex cons for stunt men. He's working with parolee's now. totally not the same thing. I didn't say i was managing the whole thing, i still need you to figure out how to efficiently warn the neighbors, and get noise permits. Also figure out who's going to shoot who in the middle of this thing. you know i can't perform without knowing there's a life on the line.

[Binky The Rabbit]

Actually, scrap the £100, I'm going in for full investment on this.

[Blightmare]

Dude, i have a coupon! I also have Leslie directing the whole thing, and BTG providing the lights and a little too touchy orangutan. Look at it! it likes kittens! I think we can forget about Leslie's reputation with hiring ex cons for stunt men. He's working with parolee's now. totally not the same thing. I didn't say i was managing the whole thing, i still need you to figure out how to efficiently warn the neighbors, and get noise permits. Also figure out who's going to shoot who in the middle of this thing. you know i can't perform without knowing there's a life on the line.

I figured I'd just run through the neighborhood screaming "FIRE!" It's not like I'd be lying about anything when I do. The noise permits are no issue, I already bribed the correct officials with donuts and promises of a good time. Though they may have misinterpreted that last bit. They gave me some CREEPY looks. This IS the venue I think it is right?

[Scorpia]

Huh. i wasn't going to use fire this time. i figured acid...it's a work in progress. anyway, it should definitely be the venue you think it is. i'm just waiting on that phone call about the dude actually believing i kidnapped his daughter. which kinda involves you posing as her in the ransom video. we could use the real girl...but she screamed so loud. anywhoo...you have a blonde wig, right?

[BTGBullseye]

You could always just dress up the orangutan...

[Seattleite]

"Not man enough? NOT MAN ENOUGH? I HAVE THREE Y-CHROMOSOMES, SIX ADAM'S APPLES, PECS ON MY ABS AND FISTS FOR NIPPLES!"

[Nevermore2790]

How to do that shocking funny face?

[Zaraki]

Someone farted on my TV!

[Collective Foal]

Initiate the sad frog meme

 

Wait...

[BTGBullseye]

[Pinkie Pie]

dont poke that doggy buthole

[eldflaugamadur]

While reading CODE(Petzold) I just couldn't resist writing this in my book:

 

http://imgur.com/YeVtctQ

[Blightmare]

Sweet melatonin, deliver me from this waking world.