Ban the person above you!

[Psychotic Ninja]

It's simple math once you know how many posts there are to a page. Just make sure to not forget to carry the 4 when dividing by the number of "the"'s there's been.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because you forgot to add the Lols

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because you've mistaken "posts per page" with "pages per thread"...again. You'll never be my apprentice at this rate!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Banned because I'm abusing my power as Thane of Whiterun, and according to your location, you are forced to do what I say.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I take my place at 8445 post.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Miscalculation there Pinkie, as you're really the 8,446th person to post on this thread (including the O.P.).

 

No, I didn't forget to ban you, I'm banning you for miscalculation.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I'm gonna totally ignore your logic and cement myself as 8445th poster! Lord of the 8445th post!

[Mr. ShinyObject]

Banned for self-declared tyranny. The posters of page 423 will not stand for this!

[Selkie]

banned because I'm okay with it, actually.

[J.C.]

Banned for being agreeable.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned because that's only valid on 4chan.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I will kill every fly in the world

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for excessive randomness.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned for moving avetar

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for no avatar. What gives?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I use my iPhone for all my internet stuff and I don't know how to set it up using it.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for using your iPhone for all your internet stuff.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned because I think this thread isn't fun anymore.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for losing your supply of fun. Would you like to renew your subscription?

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I have a life time supply