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Gordon 'finds' cocaine on him?

 

What was he doing, trying to mule a quarter of a key in a condom up his ass?

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Gordon 'finds' cocaine on him?

 

What was he doing, trying to mule a quarter of a key in a condom up his ass?

It was left in a compartment in the HEV suit by one of the hobos they tested it on. A system they implemented after they discovered the Mark 1 HEV prototype magnified electrical currents to the point that a small static shock caused the wearers head to, as the official report states, "explode like a baked potato wrapped in tin foil and put in a microwave."

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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I think cocaine is a little too classy for a hobo.

 

A teenth of meth maybe.

See, this is another reason it should be meth and not cocaine. This and the "speed" run pun.

I have the perfect comeback. A Spaz-12.

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You CAN NOT bunny hop in the source version of Half-Life 1

You can if you mod the anti-bunnyhop feature to allow it.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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You CAN NOT bunny hop in the source version of Half-Life 1

You can if you mod the anti-bunnyhop feature to allow it.

Did I say anything about modding?

NO

Which is why I mentioned it. It is after all just a console command or two...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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