J.C.

Banned because that's Brad's avatar.

Banned for not having to belong to RED team.

Banned for not being on the red team.

GRANTED, BUT NEITHER DO KEYBOARDS. I wish I had a 40" LED TV.

Banned for being finished with school.

Mhmm. Come to I think of it, I do have a few talents (described by some as character flaws) - I can positively and absolutely annoy the crap out of anyone. No exceptions. I don't care how rational or composed a person is, I can make he or she go absolutely apeshit and lunge at me with murderous intent, just a couple of minutes into a conversation, without resorting to any kind of explicitly annoying or incorrect behavior. - I can make people laugh. Until they are in tears and gasping for air. Just by being goofy old me (I guess that's a good counterbalance to the fact that I can also annoy the crap out of them). - I have a very wild sense of irony, but can keep a straight face while at the same time being completely and utterly ironic. People who know me personally usually pick up on it and get a kick out of it, but even they sometimes are at a loss whether I'm being serious or not (as probably the reader is right now). This girl a few years ago was so confused, I actually made a couple of little signs that said "Serious" and "Joking", and lifted them as we talked. She liked them so much, she ended up asking me to make a set for her (she was fired about six months later... I don't think it was related to the signs tough). - People tend to trust me for some reason. It just takes a little interaction and they open up. I guess I'm the trustworthy type. Also, I seem to have a baby face, as it was pointed out to me in the RL Picture Thread. Guess that helps people lower their natural defenses. It can get very awkward for me. - The latter seems to work very well with certain women: even if they were initially annoyed by me, they end up really liking me. I've had a few instances here at the office (and also back in college), which would have probably ended up in torrid affairs had I actively pursued them. The thing that strikes me the most is the fact that a majority of these women are married... I think that's it. I don't have superhuman reflexes or the ability to fly (yet), but should any noteworthy developments arise, I'll be sure to post them here.

*With catlike ability J.C. lands feet first on the wall, then does a backflip and ends up sitting on the sofa* - Nice. I like a woman who can kick some ass... so what's on, anyway. *Takes the remote and turns on the TV, while polishing the barrels of his mini-gun*

Sleep in a mess. Actually, getting my cleaning lady to clean the mess, then sleep. Naquadah or Naquadria?

Congratulations

Granted, but the universe also ceases to exist. I wish I knew what to wish for.

Banned for not being more supportive after learning that he received a creepy steam message.

Engaging stalker mode... Well, if they are, they are not signing in.

Banned because I had to, Draconus was getting really old.

How do you guys manage all that hair? You know, the washing, drying and combing part? I have to get haircuts every 3 months or so, more than that and it gets really unmanageable (my hair grows quickly).

Banned for saying the word "hole"... hole... huhu huh uhuh... Sorry, had a Beavis and Butthead moment there.

*Talking to the girl* - Hey gorgeous. Can I buy you a drink? Have you seen my machine gun? They call it a "mini gun", but as you can see, it quite large... *winks*

Yeah, I really liked Episode 0, didn't see that one coming. I wonder what is Ross up to this time, and why the sad face.

You also had another one, but we won't talk about that. Ok, now I'm interested. What was it, a Leisure Suit Larry kind of deal?

I would like to discuss for a while the current state of the progress chart As you can see: - FM 38 is done and uploaded (and now we're back to playing the waiting game with out friends over at Machinima.com). - Episode 39 has not been started yet. - Civil Protection has a face - Mystery Video has a face It seems that Ross' flagship series, Civil Protection, is in a neutral state right now, obviously not because of lack of inspiration, but because of the numerous bugs in the source engine. Since I have not written a single line of code since I finished college, I can't be of much help in this area. I just downloaded the SDK and I'm beginning to play with it, but I'm a long way from being of any potential use. If ever. The progress on the "Mystery Video" has me a bit puzzled though. Are we talking about the new series? Is is about this year's Halloween episode? The face is slightly sad, but I don't see tears, bruises or a rope around it's neck, so maybe it's not that bad, just a light discomfort.

That phone looks weird...

- Mhmm. I think I know why Psychotic Ninja keeps trying to eat Blightmare. We seem to have landed in the middle of a zombie outbreak... Oh, shit! Tank! *Opens a windows and fires wildly with a minigun into the approaching horde.* - Oh crap. Was that Snuggles?