danielsangeo

Not Lexxy?

I agree. It was a dam fine episode if I do say so my dam self.

Dammit; you got there before I did, Felix. Here's my take on the Fifth Element: When five teenage kids mysteriously get rings associated with the classical elements of Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart, they combine the magical power in the rings to bring forth a mysterious being with the power of saving the planet from destruction. For Zoolander: A man visits a local zoo only to find he cannot leave. If he attempts to leave the zoo, he appears in another one in another city, another state, even another country. He must find how to escape the mysterious land of zoos. Monster House

Subtitles up!

It's like bringing a gun to a subtitle fight, here's Episode 42.

....oh! I see! I get it now.

Okay, working on the subtitles for this damned thing. Does anyone know what Freeman is saying when Maybe it's slang and I've never heard the term before.

I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Vah-shir

Well, I have never heard of this movie and, without researching it, I have little to go off of but the name. So, this should be perfect. Black Snake Moan is a horror movie about a black snake that menaces a group of teenagers in the Florida Everglades. You can tell it's close by the noise it makes: moans. High School High

A romantic comedy between an ad executive and an Internet blogger. The Sixth Sense

A group of children prepare for Halloween just as Soviets from the far side of the moon invade. Think Iron Sky, but with Soviets. And Halloween. Return to Oz

It's okay, we have fluoridated water for that now.

Banned for making me realize that I'll never be a professional cryptologist.

A prequel to Journey to the Center of the Earth. 2001: A Space Odyssey

A movie set in Planet Hollywood. Signs

Behind the scenes of Donald Trump's "The Apprentice". Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

A porno about the fetish world and how one porn star became involved in a strange fetish with someone known only as "the Bomb". (And now, after that one, time to break your brain): Mary Poppins

Banned because entire team is babies!

Banned because no one has made me a sandwich after all this talk about sandwiches.

An art-house film which is nothing more than a collection of forum avatars set to music. The avatars are sorted by genre/subject and whether they are animated or not. Van Helsing

After finally getting in the warden's good graces, the warden agrees to build a jail on the top of the hill and transfers danielsangeo, the only prisoner, to the Top of the Hill Penitentiary. He gets to strum his banjo from prison.

It's the second in a trilogy of movies about the aftermath of a terrorist's assassination of an Alternate Universe's President Clinton in 1994. This one has a huge budget, extreme amounts of special effects, and absolutely no storyline or character development. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

"Awww....landsharks. They so cute." He pets them. They snuggle up to him and snooze lightly.

A man tries to plan a trip to meet a girl he met online in two days and everything that can go wrong does. WarGames