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  1. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not making her beautiful enough for him, instead he chose Jessica, who was John Freeman's wife! John Freeman fucked Gordon up because he didn't have the money to get a crowbar
  2. That's a nice point of view and i agree with most of that. Though I can't agree with the police being decent back then. Of what I have heard, buying off the police was a common sight in the Soviet Union. In fact you could bribe almost anyone and anywhere. Let's say it's 1980 and you need to get on a train in Moscow, but all the tickets have been sold out. What do you do? You offer the cashier a chocolate bar plus the money for the ticket and there you have it. This was extremely common.
  3. Asahina, who is Gordon's former Girlfriend, Saw Gordon with his brother John, eating space brownies with headcrab zombie icing, and she was pissed at God for not
  4. Will donate 10 euros!
  5. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up! Right after the tornado hit Minnesota, God said he just can not
  6. Serious Sam and Hilarious Harry make a great team when it comes to killing hordes of headless freaks.
  7. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon
  8. Finland. It's a lot like Estonia, but better. Wonder if there are any finns on this forum.
  9. wish there was a price drop on Borderlands. Too bad I missed the last one (-75%)
  10. Guess not. I don't know what to think of it.
  11. Yesterday i saw that I had a second brother and he was about five years older than me. My real brother is ten years older. So us three got together and laughed about the good old days. The thing is that when I told my dad about this dream, he said I actually did have another brother, but who died before he was really born. Strangely enough this happened exactly five years before I was born. Some coincidence, huh? This kind of thing has happened before. A year or two ago I was in my schools computer class and we were handed some old looking headphones. I asked my teacher why do we have to use these (random guess) 1977 headphones. She replied: "Actually they're from 1976 and 1978". Freaky.
  12. I've been using Avast for as long as I can remember. Avast gives you constant updates and is perfectly reliable.
  13. MSN and Skype. Windows Live took over most of the internet so I'm pretty much forced to use MSN. Could Windows Live be the new Apple?
  14. Anyone feel like helping out? Give this video a like http://startit.ee/koijkal-on-it-saaremaal-aare-lokna-marlen-vali-markus-maemets Would be appreciated EDIT: changed the address
  15. Osama is dead and USA gets all the bragging rights. I guess there really is no good without bad.
  16. Good thing no one told me that . I googled it and it turns out it is possible, but on rare occasions. On a side note: I guess I'll now be seeing a lot of paradoxes in my dreams for days (nights?).
  17. But requires you have the original FEAR installed I assume? Actually it doesn't. Fear Combat is a standalone freeware multiplayer game.
  18. Might consider F.E.A.R. and its sequel as well. Fear Combat kicks arse even today! EDIT: Fear Combat is free btw
  19. Lately I've been out of ideas in Minecraft so I thought I'd have a go at trying to replicate a building from rl. I chose this, the Fahle building in Tallinn. http://blog.ikodu.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/slide0007_image016.jpg What do you think, is it doable?
  20. Last night I saw that I was really thirsty, but there was nothing to drink. I felt like I was going to die if I didn't get something to drink real soon so I started running towards a supermarket (which turned from a simple supermarket, into a huge megamall and some time after that, a fort!). After running (like hell) for what seemed like an hour, I'd decided I would get there faster if I stole a car and so I did, GTA style and suddenly there was also a gun in my hand. At that point I thought gta was ok because for me it was a matter of life and death. As I was approaching the supermarket/megamall/fort I suddenly got hit by an enormous train type truck. I died...and woke up in hell. Satan himself woke me up. He welcomed me and nicely explained to me what had happened. After our extra polite chat, he introduced me to my eternal punishment. My punishment: I was made very tired and was put to lie in my bed as someone right next to me was playing minecraft with the speakers maxed out. It was horrible. Every time I tried to stop that someone, I just couldn't get to him. bffffft...GOOD MORNING TO ALL OF YOU WHO JUST WOKE UP! IT'S 7:30! My stereo woke me up just in time!
  21. Voted for Dave because he reminds me a friend of mine who is almost always talking gibberish, but can be serious if he wants to. It's a tie!
  22. Nah. It was just that one hungry student. The car was parked outside the university.
  23. Why do you have to be like that? I thought it was kind of funny and wanted to share it. No need to be an ass about it.
  24. Have you ever stolen something worthless just so you can look cool and say you stole it? No? Well in Estonia we do things right! Some guy smashed a car window just so he can steal that banana which was left on the backseat. Go figure
  25. wh40k has some decent intros
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