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Jek Jek Roo

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  1. Banned because I have new bloody ripper signature 100% handmade :PPP
  2. A Little Heart to Heart - Meet the Medic Theme. The most bloody ripper awesome groovy theme ever.
  3. Theres a guy in Sweden whom lives in his car all year around, takes the bicycle to town ones a week to buy groceries... OT Im taking a shower after cleaning the garage, its dirty and evrything is laying evrywhere. Cool story, bro. I'm playing pac-man for ipod. Wacka wacka wacka wacka...!
  4. Typical British English reminds me of the Monty Python. Always
  5. Im polish, and my accent is like... something between Heavy and Medic from TF2 Although I'm trying to sound London english.
  6. I have huge gallery http://www.digart.pl/tagi/Ba%B3tyk/
  7. Nope. It's actually not frozen at all. Even in winter
  8. Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came with a great white shark who Epsilon wrestled like famous pirate Figunaye. Psychotic Ninja was killing ponies. Suddenly, The world stopped in a matter made of Alyxx's collection of rare manly movies, like Commando and Terminator, which are the best movies since sliced bread. All the people wanted to be
  9. Baltic sea!
  10. Banned for keeping this thread alive.
  11. Ughh... I have to unpack my bags. I have enought of sleeping in a car D:
  12. Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia. We love you. Amen.
  13. Groovy! I had one week long trip with my parents. We went to see Baltic sea. First few days were sunny and warm so I was swimming and lying on the warm sand on the beach. Since friday the weather got rainy so I had lot of time for searching nearby market for some intresting books on sale. I found a one about australiian aborigines' mythology Yeah.
  14. I'm back, mates! I'm back!
  15. Yellow monkies will eat sharks in a filthy statue, that oversees a lot of weird dumb fucking robots.
  16. "therealshit.org"!? what a name
  17. Im going away for a couple days... So long, mates.
  18. I'm listening to Morrowind right now, great music --- Yeah, I think I like your list.
  19. Tomb Raider Underworld Soundtrack - Thailand
  20. Silent Hill, I like the soundtrack more. Lara Croft or Indiana Jones?
  21. Ya got banned yar bloody anthros! D
  22. I liked the Offshore Rig level. When Lara woke up without any weapon.
  23. I bet everyone has some top favorite place from video game. What is yours and why? Post a picture of them with a description. --- For me Jarkendar (Gothic 2: Night of The Raven) Very mystical and dangerous place. What I like is the whole idea of making Jarkendar a death, ruined and deserted land. That level has everything what I would love; big nasty swamps, a smalll desert with orange rock canyon (like in Colorado or something), deserted ruins of the great city, PIRATE BEACH! an evil temple of the dark god Beliar with a lot of catacombs, palms, waterfalls, and the most of them amazing music. The ruined city The desert The pirate beach Other place in the game was a bit boring(too normal). Forests and farms, dragon's lair, the colony. Jarkendar is one of the kind. Every animal there was purely wild. And I like the story about it too.
  24. Led Zeppelin! My all time fav band! Jimmie Page or Robert Plant?
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