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Jek Jek Roo

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  1. You won a CAKE
  2. One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies, as the copyright of justin bieber killed the pope. he then took a companion cube and walk slowly
  3. Ewww!
  4. Green Nestea Forever!
  5. Heart attack from beating down a kid with a crowbar while covering the rest of the class with an MP5?!?
  6. HAAAX!
  7. Oh How could I forgot about Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaphod_Beeblebrox#Pan-Galactic_Gargle_Blaster
  8. I lunch this one.
  9. Listen to this song and stop complaining!
  10. What?
  11. Where did you get that from? And what does it mean?
  12. If Lunch Is a Red Dress (Pulp Fiction OST)
  13. Good thing the new arts aren't pink
  14. Oh noes!
  15. Banana Shake
  16. One day a small unassuming orb decided to make his way to the bar at town's finest catwalk owned by Chinese people, who had glorious leader. Suddenly, a big nasty oval fell out of a mob spawner floating ominously above two crazy sluts in a car who just started to play Portal. The Chinese leader took a giant dump into the big mouth of a nearby dragon. He then sang like a tonedeaf cheesecake while hanging from the legs of small ornate brusselsprout in a tightly packed basket. After the dinner of the dragon and Chinese leader, they all swam to an island made of turtles connected by poop. The unassuming orb blamed the oval for ripping off all kinds of sweet chocolate cookies
  17. TV tropes! Yay! That site has ruined my life. It's good to see you've already come to our dark side of TV Tropes
  18. "What!?"
  19. <*))))>{ There's always a bigger fish. \ \\V\ \__888888(( o / 88888888&&===----- / // Swordfish! Edit: Dammit, it doesn't work! D<
  20. In the castle Camelot, we're eating spam A LOT!
  21. I just finished eatinig my toasts with mozzarella and tomato, cool stuff
  22. It's the best movie of them all!
  23. Abney Park - Airship Pirate
  24. Nah, everyone knows his suit doesn't have enough pockets, so he's forced to carry a few guns in his mouth. That's why he doesn't talk.... Yeah I just copyed that from the TV Tropes WMG page. http://globalgeeknews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/GordonFreemanLoaded.jpg
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