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Granted but Rarity gets as much screen time as Luna.

 

I wish that I could think up creative responses to posts in this thread.

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Granted, but you can never think of anything else ever again.

 

I wish that Steam would glitch and unlock DXHR 14 hours and 40 minutes early...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Granted, but that creates a wish paradox, so the world is now fish.

 

 

I wish I had the Back To The Future Part 2 flying DeLorean.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Done, but it's stolen from you by an old man

 

I wish I had a sandwich

“I think it only makes sense to seek out and identify structures of authority, hierarchy, and domination in every aspect of life, and to challenge them; unless a justification for them can be given, they are illegitimate, and should be dismantled, to increase the scope of human freedom.”
― Noam Chomsky

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Granted, but it's full of glitches, really broken, a lot of dialog is missing, cutscenes are missing, game just sort-of ends, and so much more.

 

 

I wish I had the Back To The Future Part 2 flying DeLorean that can't be stolen.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted but it breaks.

 

I wish I would stop screwing up my sleep schedule.

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Granted but only for a day

I wish the original xbox still had xbox live

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Granted but no one plays it.

 

I wish I wish I didn't kill that fish...

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Granted but it bites you

I wish all games were free

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Granted but then the gaming companies go bankrupt and the industry collapses, along with the economy it supports.

 

I wish I didn't need to edit this wish in.

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Granted but it gets deleted

I wish everything was free

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Granted but the world goes into turmoil due to complete economic collapse.

 

I wish I could have a hickory smoked burger right now. :(

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Granted but it disintegrates in your mouth

I wish I had a good pc

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Granted, but it's got a mean gay guy AI installed that insults how you dress everytime you go on it, among other things.

 

I wish they make a Jak and Daxter game on the PS3.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kaweebo/

 

"There are no good reasons. Only legal ones."

 

VALVE: "Sometimes bugs take more than eighteen years to fix."

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Granted, but it's the buggiest game on Earth.

 

I wish I could be less abysmal at math.

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Granted but now you're abysmal at everything else you do.

 

 

I wish I was better at art.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Granted but you're rubbish at everything else

I wish I had serious Sam 3 already

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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