The Weather Channel conspiracy

[\\Vincent Vega]

The weather channel is in business with grocery stores

 

TWC gets paid by the grocery stores to lie, so ppl go into the grocery stores and buy tons of stuff in panic thus making more profit

 

if you disagree with me your a racist homo who sells bread baskets

[Ian]

So, you're saying that the Weather Channel is in cahoots with grocery stores in order to get people to buy more food when the Weather Channel supposedly fabricates big storms? I wouldn't go as far as calling someone a "racist homo" for not believing this conspiracy, but this is pretty funny.

[\\Vincent Vega]

i was bored and thought of this, makes sense if you think about it

you'd think with all that sophisticated equipment and the highly trained professionals they got" they would be a little more accurate with some things.

but they aren't with suggests there could be more at work here

 

right now I am sitting deciding what to do next with my CSS map in hammer, and my mind wandered off

[Average Internet Guy]

[Blue]

To be frank, your tone and conveyance are pretty idiotic.

 

However it's a relatively plausible theory.

Since there are many different grocery store companies, food distribution companies, food marketing companies, news networks, television companies and meteorology groups, it would be an unfair generalization to say that they ALL participate in such a conspiracy without exception, however.

 

To read more on the "conspiracy" that you've uncovered, read more into the subject of Fear Mongering: the usage of fear in media to generate desired outcomes in populaces (such as voting, goods purchasing or public interest)

[Pinkie Pie]

Your sig is giving me a seizure just thinking about it.

[alphabetagamma]

I'm sure the weather channel: kills hundreds of people, existed thousands of years ago, projects an enormous hologram of a storm and explained non-exsistant manages to do all this on a budget based on a temporary increase in sales at grocery stores. I'm also sure that we're all taking this way too seriously, I hope.

[Kirkreng]

Your sig is giving me a seizure just thinking about it.

Adblock plus to the rescue!

[alphabetagamma]

Your sig is giving me a seizure just thinking about it.

Adblock plus to the rescue!

Same! *Brohoof!*

[Scorpia]

was your sig made to troll epileptic people?!

edit: seems Kaweebo agrees^

 

anyway the only bad part of disagreeing with you is selling bread baskets..i'm kidding it's the racist thing...

 

do you have any evidence on this? shouldn't a mod move this to a different area? seems like more of a serious topic thing...

 

but yea..if i had the opportunity to sell medicine, or something, and all i had to do to bump sales was pay a news crew to do an es-pose on cray fish and how my stuff was the only cure, believe it or not; i would.

 

however i'm not the type to believe the news is completely manipulated, but i don't watch news. it pisses me off too much..

[Axeldeath]

Sounds legit.

[Scorpia]

Sounds legit.

 

yep..and so does this:

 

[Lord Sinister]

I thought 'they' already controlled the weather? ;P

[ProHypster]

Someone has been smoking some new stuff and watching his signature for waaay too long....

[Kirkreng]

Someone has been smoking some new stuff and watching his signature for waaay too long....

That's me, daddy.

[Doom Shepherd]

The internet already has one /b/. It does not need another.

[BTGBullseye]

The internet already has one /b/. It does not need another.

Agreed.