FREEMAN'S MIND: EPISODE 41

[kuzmuz]

How dafuq is he gonna take down the chopper without the Tau Cannon? We may never know. I bet he's just gonna run around screaming while the chopper is still shooting.

[Aldibar]

He may not spend a whole lot of time at the dam. Dive underwater "avoiding" getting shot and swim away. Not entirely sure if that's how it could be done because it's been a while since i played the game but if it's possible to do that then almost completely skirting the chopper seems like an option.

[Kotzata]

You do know he has the cheats enabled, right?

[scott155]

This fork is so metal.

 

I apologize for my offtopic puns. It's a condition. I think...

EDIT: Wouldn't it be so badass if Freeman took down the chopper with a fork? There, now it's on topic.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Guest (see edit history)

[Alyxx Thorne]

Scott, please stay on topic.

[Great_Destroyer]

How dafuq is he gonna take down the chopper without the Tau Cannon? We may never know. I bet he's just gonna run around screaming while the chopper is still shooting.

 

He will "limbo" the chopper

[Aldibar]

Alyxx, your avatar has something hanging out. almost.

 

Sorry, on topic!! uh... something uh, about the chopper.... yeah.

[scott155]

Alyxx, your avatar has something hanging out. almost.

 

Sorry, on topic!! uh... something uh, about the chopper.... yeah.

Freeman could use the avatar to initiate the tactical mammary diversion maneuvers.

 

aka: DISTRACT THE CHOPPER WITH BOOBIES!!!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Alyxx, your avatar has something hanging out. almost.

 

Sorry, on topic!! uh... something uh, about the chopper.... yeah.

Almost...

 

And yes, please stay on topic.

[Great_Destroyer]

Freeman could use the avatar to initiate the tactical mammary diversion maneuvers.

 

aka: DISTRACT THE CHOPPER WITH BOOBIES!!!

 

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Hell yeah! Boobs = weapons of mass distraction!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unless they are gay, then you're in deep shit.

[Great_Destroyer]

Unless they are gay, then you're in deep shit.

 

So that's why there is more gay people every year - they are immortal!

[Alyxx Thorne]

Nah, just impervious to my boobs.

[Great_Destroyer]

Nah, just impervious to my boobs.

 

Well, that makes gay people a national threat if you ask me...

[scott155]

Well, on the off chance the pilot is gay, Freeman would just jam a fork into the rotors, like I mentioned earlier.

[Great_Destroyer]

Well, on the off chance the pilot is gay, Freeman would just jam a fork into the rotors, like I mentioned earlier.

 

 

Well at least we got the plan B.

[Alyxx Thorne]

And if plan B fails, go to plan Z

[Great_Destroyer]

And if plan B fails, go to plan Z

 

Well that's an valuable option. But I don't know how would Freeman build those Nazi aircraft carriers and other battleships by himself. He IS good but more like Chuck Norris, not as McGyver.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plan_Z

[Alyxx Thorne]

You can build anything with a pair of pliars and some duct tape.

[Great_Destroyer]

You can build anything with a pair of pliars and some duct tape.

 

Even huge, massive boobs?