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In "Civil Protection: Morning Patrol", Mike and Dave are discussing super powers, and the question is asked, "If you were a superhero, what super power would you want?"

 

 

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In this game, you pick a single super power that you would want, but the next person gets to prescribe a condition on your super power that makes it not as appealing. Then they pick a super power.

 

For example:

 

Poster 1: "My super power would be invisibility."

Poster 2: "You can only become invisible when no one is looking at you. My super power would be being able to grow weed for hair."

 

(Somehow Hansen is posting here, but I digress!)

 

So, I'll start off. My super power would be teleportation to any place on Earth.

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However you'll always teleport 1m to the side of your desired destination. It doesn't sound so bad but just wait for the day you teleport into a wall accidentally. Mwahaha

My super power would be to fly, and I want cool wings too.

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The Wings are super small like a Dutch Angel Dragon

 

 

My Superpower would be Invisibility, Mind Control, Supersonic Speeds or everything Ghost Rider because (its good....ITS GOOOOOOOD)

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“I can now solve up to 800 problems a minute”

"I got my degree under the tutelage of Dr. Pepper."

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Alright, you have mind control. However, it only lasts for one minute, and you leave the person permanently brain dead.

 

 

My power is telekinesis.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Just need to interrupt real quick (glad it's off to a great start!)

 

My Superpower would be Invisibility, Mind Control, Supersonic Speeds or everything Ghost Rider because (its good....ITS GOOOOOOOD)

 

For future posts, could I have everyone just pick one super power at a time? You can make multiple posts with different powers once others have responded. Thanks.

 

Now, back to Ninja's telekinesis. :mrgreen:

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You can only move smaller objects.

 

My superpower would be Pyrokinesis.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

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You can only blow out your brain.

 

My superpower would be sound control.I can deafen and undeafen my ears when I don't want to be disturbed,annoyed or yelled at.

"FUCK YOU REALITY!!YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT!!!"

"Hark! Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine? Interloper! No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend! Anon! Show thyself, churl!"

http://myanimelist.net/profile/MantisDude

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Whenever you deafen yourself, you can still hear an extremely obnoxious version of your own voice demanding that you restore your hearing immediately.

 

My superpower is that I can transform into a powerful arachnotauric monster.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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For your size you could be considered "powerful", but considering you are the size of a mouse, that is purely subjective.

 

My super power is astral projection

Your actions affect so many others than yourself. You will come to realize what little choice you have. You will do what you must, become what you must, or others will pay for your cowardice. You WILL accept the gifts offered to you.

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Turns out you suffer acutely from astral travel sickness.

 

My super power is the ability to conjure dinosaurs.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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Turns out you suffer acutely from astral travel sickness.

 

My super power is the ability to conjure dinosaurs.

 

You can only conjure Dinosaurs from the past, meaning Dinosaurs who are alive in the past. When summoning one what you're technically doing is teleporting a Dinosaur from the past who is minding his own business so when you summon him he has a panic attack and berserks everything around it.

 

My super power is the ability to collect superpowers and choose which one to use at will

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Turns out that you have to stick with one chosen for a year, and you can only use the superpowers for 10 seconds at a time.

 

My superpower would be the Ability to manipulate time. So I can go Forwards in time, Backwards in time, and Freeze time. (You could say it's like having the device from CLICK)

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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but you cant unfreeze time, because you too are frozen when time is frozen.

 

My super power would be to have superhuman fitness.

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You get tired easily

 

My power would be the ability to cloud men's minds to appear completely invisible, leaving only my SHADOW visible

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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You can not touch anything while in this state.

 

My super power would be posession of the Omnitrix.

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You can only turn into one creature for 10 seconds.

 

My superpower would be the ability to go into space without a helmet

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But you cant do much in space, other than float around.

 

My superpower would be to piss bullets like a machine gun.

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You're in excruciating pain every time you pee bullets.

 

 

My super power is I can become whatever living creature I wanted.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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If you stay turned into a particular one for more than an hour, you permanently become them

 

My superpowers would be the same ones Strelok has.

Non Nobis Domine, Non Nobis, Sed Nomine, tuo da Glorium

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