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It’s not something we were supposed to talk about but back when I wrestled for a short while in high school we had a “boner jar”. Had to put a dollar in if someone ever noticed you had a boner.

 

Never had to put in a dollar which, one day, lead to a couple of kids accusing me of being gay for being able to control it (I still don’t understand the logic) and one of the other kids just goes “and you fags won’t shut up about his dick, are you going to ask him out or what”

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It’s not something we were supposed to talk about but back when I wrestled for a short while in high school we had a “boner jar”. Had to put a dollar in if someone ever noticed you had a boner.

 

Never had to put in a dollar which, one day, lead to a couple of kids accusing me of being gay for being able to control it (I still don’t understand the logic) and one of the other kids just goes “and you fags won’t shut up about his dick, are you going to ask him out or what”

 

And now, I aspire to be like you, forever and always.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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It’s not something we were supposed to talk about but back when I wrestled for a short while in high school we had a “boner jar”. Had to put a dollar in if someone ever noticed you had a boner.

 

Never had to put in a dollar which, one day, lead to a couple of kids accusing me of being gay for being able to control it (I still don’t understand the logic) and one of the other kids just goes “and you fags won’t shut up about his dick, are you going to ask him out or what”

 

And now, I aspire to be like you, forever and always.

 

By not getting boners from men?

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Don and I acting like idiots on L4D

the name's riley

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So, um... that's pretty much accurate, seeing as How The Grinch Stole Christmas is my favorite Christmas movie/short.

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One of the greatest quotes of movie history:

 

George Bailey: Just a minute... just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You're right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I'll never know. But neither you nor anyone else can say anything against his character, because his whole life was... why, in the 25 years since he and his brother, Uncle Billy, started this thing, he never once thought of himself. Isn't that right, Uncle Billy? He didn't save enough money to send Harry away to college, let alone me. But he did help a few people get out of your slums, Mr. Potter, and what's wrong with that? Why... here, you're all businessmen here. Doesn't it make them better citizens? Doesn't it make them better customers? You... you said... what'd you say a minute ago? They had to wait and save their money before they even ought to think of a decent home. Wait? Wait for what? Until their children grow up and leave them? Until they're so old and broken down that they... Do you know how long it takes a working man to save $5,000? Just remember this, Mr. Potter, that this rabble you're talking about... they do most of the working and paying and living and dying in this community. Well, is it too much to have them work and pay and live and die in a couple of decent rooms and a bath? Anyway, my father didn't think so. People were human beings to him. But to you, a warped, frustrated old man, they're cattle. Well in my book, my father died a much richer man than you'll ever be!

 

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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[Roy tried to sneak into Molly's office the back way]

 

Dr. Molly Griswold: Roy, Roy... why are you here?

 

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Therapy.

 

Dr. Molly Griswold: You've come for therapy? Okay, look, Roy, you know, you really need to make an appointment. Because I have a client in a half an hour.

 

Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: That's enough time. Thirty minutes? Hell, I'm not THAT fucked up.

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Don and I acting like idiots on L4D

 

HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK

 

Quite possibly one of two days this week that wasn't incredibly bland.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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Don and I acting like idiots on L4D

 

HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK

 

Quite possibly one of two days this week that wasn't incredibly bland.

I should join you guys one of these times. That actually looks like an enjoyable experience.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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