Ban the person above you!

[Collective Foal]

Banned because SCP-087-B made me piss myself.

[Scorpia]

Banned for kidnapping the Russian president and stealing launch codes from NATO for some reason.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned because I don't like Russians. I'm not racist, but there's nothing that makes me to like them.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because vodka

[Martin]

Banned because Korpiklaani.

[Doctor Felix Whooves]

Banned because I find the lack of tenticals in your post disappointing

[Martin]

Banned because I find the lack of Bruce Willis in your post pleasing.

[danielsangeo]

Banned for the lack of Chris Tucker in your post.

[Martin]

Banned because you gotta walk sideways to be John Wayne.

[Collective Foal]

Banned because John Wayne's a fucking bad-ass.

[Jek Jek Roo]

Banned because ^

[Obsidian]

Banned for having a deviantart AND a tumblr.

[Scorpia]

Banned for failing to provide a signature.

[Obsidian]

Banned for drooling over male celebs, bad dog.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i wasn't drooling, plus straight men talking about women is boring. can't really argue that.

[Selkie]

Banned for not going to bed yet.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i tried, but i'm restless as hell right now. probably because i ate an hour ago...

[Selkie]

Banned because YOU SHOULD HAVE TRIED HARDER!!!!

[Collective Foal]

Banned for reprimanding your master.

[Selkie]

Banned because he holds no mastery over me. I'm the one with the whip and leash.