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Baby's back, can't talk.

 

(I remember copying this from a conversation with my girlfriend, who is talking about her nephew, to explain to a friend of mine why I was going to be out of town today.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Regie Sathanas: A Tribute to Cernunnos

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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a23-3-68-121.deploy.static.akamaitechnologies.com

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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The video game"Halo" takes place in 2049

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Absinthe, mead if too expensive.

 

(Hey... BTG? You're off by 503 years.)

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BigDog is a dynamically stable quadruped robot created in 2005 by Boston Dynamics with Foster-Miller, the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and the Harvard University Concord Field Station.

 

(I got that Halo thing straight from wiki)

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Illegal adoption is illegal in most areas.

 

(Well, the wiki is full of shit. The game itself says 2552, plain as day.)

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Discothèque"

"I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle."

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BigDog is a dynamically stable quadruped robot created in 2005 by Boston Dynamics with Foster-Miller, the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and the Harvard University Concord Field Station.

 

I haven't copied anything new it seems...

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Baby=Sakura. Sakura=Cherry. Baby=Cherry?

 

(Something my girlfriend said. Her sister just adopted a 2-year old girl named Sakura.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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Can't talk Jeremy. I'm chasing a cherry.

 

(Wow. My girlfriend is, like, 75% of my clipboard. I started recording her texts ages go. Don't remember why.)

"Reality has a well-known liberal bias." -Stephen Colbert.

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