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Buy every game on the planet

 

If you had a trillion dollars

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Buy a city full of nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends.

 

If a law were passed that makes it illegal to have more than $10,000 total net worth...

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Laugh as the economy goes crashing down in a blazing fury.

 

If you had to watch nothing but MLP for the rest of your life?

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kill myself

 

what would you do if you could make a massive game

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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help release half life episode 3 quicker

 

what would you do if all creepypastas were true?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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i would live in the universe of serious sam and kill some aliens!

 

what would you do if aliens invaded?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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Rip him a new one. (kekekekeke)

 

If the world ended with you?

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die?

 

what would you do if duke nukem was real

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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I still wouldn't drink it.

 

If the fountains in public places dispensed beer?

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call a few friends and have a rave at the park.

 

if your hard drive gets fried, taking your homework for tomorrow with it?

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Kick him in the same location hard enough he gets air.

 

If your rep count was reset?

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Not care

What would you do if mental invaded?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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If someone or something named 'mental' invaded, I would force it to uninvade.

 

If electricity ceased to be. (in usable forms, static and nerve-based only)

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