Koach

what the fuck? i woke up at 7:30 PM! what in the fuck is wrong with me?! did i sleep 14 hours in a row?!

well, the teams in BG are "american" and "british". i play both, love and despise both.

here's a funny anecdote. on september of this year (2011), we all went on a trip to this really small, poor town in the north of Cordoba. the idea was to help out teachers with lots of stuff regarding the kids, etc, etc. on the last day (meaning the day before we came back here), the ladies stormed in our bedroom with drums, trumpets and who knows what else. all i remember was that i got hit with a shoe, waking up in panic. teachers were also affected, but never had a lust for payback. during the rest of the day, we planned a vengeance. we gathered up bottles filled with dirty water (toilet water + dirt) and opened a hole on the top of each. 15 were designated to be the "storm troopers", i was the scout of the group. at 5am, the party woke up. we slowly picked up the bottles and walked outside the ladies' bedroom. we took point by a fence, then began shouting like maniacs, ran inside and covered the lasses in toilet water, then buggered off as fast as we could. we got in BIG trouble after that, but it was worth it

hahahaha! <3 the bayo part. though i would have said it "stab the shite out of the brit bastard" -no offence to ya british people.

looking at the forums. -LIKE A BOSS

welcome to the forum lad. and ya better wave goodbye to the recovery.

last serious, non fanfic thing i read was Hamlet. made it to scene 3, then school was over and i had to return it to the library. now in summer i'll be reading "Los Perfumes" ("Das Parfum" being original name), by Suskind. but that for school.

nope, jet my school is kinda British... i mean "St.Matthew's College".... the fact that we learn english since kinder and that they consider it more than just our 2nd language.... yet there are schools where discipline is much worse... and the lads do way worse things.... like fire extinguisher wars... in the classrooms.

irish (i know an irish guy with a similar steam name)

89ONE

granted, but it will suck. i wish... you know what? i wish the guy who posts something below me gets hugged. in the neck. with a rope. that's on fire.

19/20 good one, fits avatar

just searched "Atlas" in YT and this popped up. IpGp-22t0lU

in my school there's this unusual thing: whenever you're doing something you shouldn't, or your phone rings, the principal's always looking. for instance, a friend once needed to phone his mother to GTFO of school. the only safe place is the toilet. however, the gents' one was occupied (1 man restrooms), so he was all like "bugger it" and ran into the ladies'. when the other restroom was available again, he ran out of the ladies' one with the cellphone on his ear. guess who was walking right by the restrooms. cellphone use and using opposed gender toilet. he got in big trouble. another, last year, our class was way more crazy than this year. one day, a guy came in with a bag filled with toilet papers. when nobody was looking, we tangled the whole classroom in toilet paper, including the fan, door and the locker outside. when we were running away, principal shows up. damn. last but not least. on friday afternoons, we tend to just skip school... all the classroom at once. 3 months ago, we were all ready to bugger off at midday after lunch, jumping over a fence and never return. we crept outside while nobody was looking, then principal was standing right behind us. i'll never forget that "where are you going, boys?" phrase. god damnit!

(total) bullshite

when a game goes from being silly and fun to a clusterfuck of retarded bullshite, like TF2. it was fun for me before all that laser gun shite showed up, then it became too retarded. i also hate when the community massively complains about a bug that will be eventually solved in a matter of weeks. when BG2 2.1 update released, hundreds complained about it, they made the attempt to boycott it and massively ragequit the game, saying it was shite. now the question is, the update was in public beta for over 6 months before the release... why in the fuck didn't you complain earlier?! last but not least, i hate to see trolling without purpose. for instance, a random guy joining a server and micspamming/namechanging the shite out of the game. it ends up ruining the experience for all of us. now, granted, if it's a clan/server that deserves it, and the trolling has a publicly known objective, im not as opposed.

the noise the AC is making while reading the chat of my new clan leader

NO BG2 2.1.1? I AM DISSAPOINT!

9/10 gives me a mind picture of a somewhat civilized Saxton Hale

mebbeh

8/10

well after classes were officially over, and we all buggered off, the ladies decided to leave a small present for the school. i walked in the classroom and found a bra hanging from a curtain. a friend then took a picture. behold:

this is a joke a friend told me on monday. you might considerer it bad. -why are you so gloomy, jack? -because... well... my little brother died... :,( -Oh my! what happened to him? -Well... you know you shouldn't open the fridge with naked feet, right -yeah... so he... -he was ran over by a truck.

heh... same happens to me. 100 pages already... nice.

looking at my new ID. god i look like a bloody idiot.