danielsangeo

The answer to that question is "nothing". The doctor one: The doctor is the boy's mother. Here's one: Two fathers and two sons sat down at a table. There are four apples on the table. Each takes one apple and eats it. There is one apple left on the table after this. How can this be?

ICWUDT/10

Banned for not being Beaver Cleaver.

I didn't really like Tron: Legacy too much. The story, in my opinion, took a backseat to "OOoooooOOOOooo! Lookit the new graphics!" And the characters they had were very muddled and too often took me out of immersion. I much prefer the original Tron (I have it on Blu Ray) because the graphics were primitive and they didn't get in the way of the story and the characters. In other news, my old avatar and other stuff is back now that Halloween is (*sniff*) over for another year.

9.9/10 (docked 0.1 points for the tattoos on her right arm). I'll be changing it after tomorrow.

A documentary on the construction of the SooperDooperLooper roller coaster at HersheyPark, the first looping roller coaster on the east cost of the United States. Gone With the Wind (Please, no hurricane jokes. Thanks.)

I, um, tried my best with the avatar. There is a lot of loss of quality with how small the image is; if you have a larger picture, I'd be happy to see if I can make the background transparent?

I don't remember what that movie is about. The Abyss

Inconsiderate people. I just want to take a few moments of you guys' time to vent about this. Why must I be surrounded by people who feel that they're the only ones on this planet? I was in the grocery store today and almost every aisle I went down, someone had their shopping cart parked diagonally to take up the entire aisle...except for a little space that was taken up by their body. Finally, I get to an aisle that has no one in it. I park my shopping cart as close to the side as I can make it and make sure that there's enough space to keep the flow of traffic moving around me. I figure out what purchases I want to make and return to my cart and lo and behold, someone else has parked their shopping cart directly beside mine, creating another roadblock (as it were). What the crap, man? Are they doing this on purpose? This isn't the first time this has happened. It's a recurring theme. Am I also the only one who feels that the rules of the road should apply when walking in stores, shopping malls or sidewalks? If you drive on the right side of the road, walk on the right side of the hall/aisle/sidewalk. Am I the only one who thinks this way? And, if you're going to be in a large group, why do you feel the need to walk shoulder to shoulder instead of single-file in a busy thoroughfare? Which brings me to the other side of this coin, which might not win me any favors here, but I need to get it off my chest: LOUD VEHICLES. For crying out loud, you're going shopping, not down the Indy-500 racetrack. You're a soccer-mom, not a NASCAR driver. When riding lawnmowers, big rigs, and buses make less noise than you and I can't even hear my music on my headphones even though they're turned up all the way...are you doing this on purpose to annoy everyone around you? And I know it's not that there's a problem with the vehicle either; I see the two tailpipes or oversized pipes which leads me to believe that your car sounds like this...ON PURPOSE. You're sharing this planet with millions of other people. Have you ever thought that your actions are affecting other people adversely? Do you even CARE? Gah... Okay, I feel better.

Don't forget, he also used the term "host body".

or the blood is mountain dew. Mountain Dew Ingredients: Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, concentrated orange juice, citric acid, natural flavor, sodium benzoate (preservative), caffeine, sodium citrate, erythorbic acid (preservative), gum arabic, calcium disodium EDTA (preservative), brominated vegetable oil, and Yellow 5. (I believe all the bolded ingredients are acids)

There are five houses in a row in different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The five owners drink a different drink, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet, one of which is a goldfish. The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left of the white house. The green house owner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Malls keeps birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhills. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer. The German smokes Princes. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water. Which owns the goldfish? (No sneaky looking up the answer on the Internet!)

"Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man. Let's do a dance for the computer genius man. *does a dance* Thanks, Bubs! How did you get rid of the--wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do?! WHERE'S MY COMPY?!" "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it."

The only other thing that could be done, and I don't think that regular mods would have that capability, is to turn on some sort of CAPTCHA or other registration device so that spambots can't automatically register and post.

I suggested actually having a door leading to a catwalk that leads to the button to start the fan, but, because of the Resonance Cascade, the door would be destroyed or otherwise blocked off so the player can't get through it and is forced to go through the turning fan blades. They either didn't see my suggestion or didn't implement it.

Linda from "Rio". She's just so adorkable!

Dunno if I posted this before, but I think it's okay to post again if I have: YLO7tCdBVrA Brings a tear of joy to my eye. Many tears, sometimes.

With onions. Yes.

∞/10 Red head, pale skin....horns? What's not to love?! Now, if she only had a face full of freckles... ;D

Banned for not rating the avatar of the person above you in that thread so I can rate your avatar.

...isn't that "Freddy Got Fingered"? If you meant that, here's what it's about: David Zimmerman and his rival, Frederick "Freddy" Wurlitzer compete to create a computer protocol to gather more information on a user. Zimmerman ends up writing the more successful protocol known as finger and, Wurlitzer is the first to get "fingered". (If you really meant "Johnny", just change Wurlitzer's first name to Jonathan.) Nightmare Before Christmas

I am not at all experienced in any of those programs or filetypes, sadly. But I just wanted to mention that the topic here made the Carly Rae Jepsen song play in my head. And I hate you for that, Ross.

Isn't being slapped evidence that you are acting right?