Madman

Nuke him from orbit. Bear Grylls is after my pet penguin, what should I do?

Chocolate flavoured coffee.

Kill yourself. Then you'll sleep forever. Help I can't think.

Mah vote on fantasy.

Done, pubes in TF2 are now better. I wish I owned the world.

Done, but now Xzibit died. And that's bad. I wish I had a sence of humour.

In real life I'm an anti-social observer On the internet I'm the guy who'll make you miserable In my mind I'm self-hated On accursed farms I'm MadMan

A man decides to go for camping at a mountain all by himself, so he hastily prepares his things and drives off. When he reaches the mountain and gets off his car, he notices black clouds near and, in no time, a blizzard breaks out. Confused and cold, the man wanders around untill he sees a small shack. He knocks on the door and an old man answers. The man says: "Greetings sir, could you please let me in? Im aufully cold and if i stay out longer I'll surely die.". The old man replies: "Sure, you can come in, but in one condition, you must not sleep with my daughter, or I shall apply the three chinese tortures upon you." The man agrees, and walks inside the shack. There, he notices the old man's daughter. The girl is so beautiful that he already feels the urge to make love to her. As if that wasn't enough, the girl lustily gazes at him. So at nighttime he goes to her room and makes love to her. At morning now, he wakes up and sees a big rock layed on his chest. He looks around confused and sees a note stuck on the wall beside the bed that writes: "Torture #1: rock on chest" the man laughs, picks up the rock and throws it out of the window. Then, he says to himself: "If all the tortures are like this, I might even marry the girl!" As he tries to walk away he sees a note above the window that writes: "Torture #2: Left testicle tied on rock". He instantly jumps out of the window thinking "Some broken bones are better than a ripped testicle.". Then, as he falls along with the rock he notices a note stuck at it. "Right testicle tied at bed."

RP ftw! I've participated in a couple of good rp threads around the internet and I'm more than willing to join this. But just one thing, I'm not so fond on sci-fi RPs, but if the majority of the users here want a sci-fi rp thread i'm fine with that. So... Wrynn, last member of the Hellfire hit squad, reporting to the highest bidder.

Well, there's a special australian slang type called greeklish, it's used primarily by greeks but some words can sometimes be heard in common slang. Here are some of the words I know. booti = boot fritza = fridge tsounga = chewing gum boxaki = box hebrega = hamburger

Eggbert.

Yo dawg, I heard you like grass so I put grass in your cow so you can grass in a cow.

Yeah, I was actually thinking of a roleplay thread but I thought that the attitude towards it would be negative. Oh, and back on topic. The eye of zerathul is watching you masturbate.

Banned because cookies.

Banned because your post started with the letter "B".

Banned because pickles.

Banned because ketchup.

Fortunately, the thread was revived by a necromancer.

Smash the butter. Up JOHN LENNONS ASS. BICHESSSS. The exceptional Bob will warp your mind for Bravehearts diorama of mud. Pancacezzz. Dogs. Trumpet-imbued strength. POWER SLIDE. Annihilus is back and takes no prisoners. Harry Potter and BONGOBONGOBONG. Should you escape the buttseks Soviet Russia will award you. AUCHINDOUN. Boblets Slippy Willy warps the timespace. Darth Vader. I am general Fgs. Mxzptlk on ICE. Hello. RYXEGENTH.

I'm an emo athlete who loves to be different who ran naked with a jew because I'm good in bed. First half is true.

-RAPIST!

Sneaky midget is sneaky

I'm more into metal and my favorite genres are industrial metal, power metal, heavy metal, progressive metal and death metal. My fav bands are Blind Guardian, System of a Down, Static-X, Vader, Crematory and Godflesh.

That gun is child's play in comparisson to this:

Banned because banned.