Obsidian

Banned because I only have 8 rep.

503 reasons 500 is better than 501

Yeah, the name of this book is pretty weird. Actually it has been wrote by Beata Pawlikowska, she travels around the world and is very famous (I think she was already everywhere). I was waiting for this book for a long time. I have no clue who that woman is... not bad, though.

Banned because it's a little from column A, a little from column B ;D

Banned because I never need to ask for it.

^exactly

6/10, -2 because I dunno what it is, -1 for bland colors, -1 for visible border.

Banned because I didn't need to know that ._.

Banned for not owning the awkwardness.

Veg juice isn't so bad... oh wait, you said vegetables... nevermind!

500!

Banned for not slapping the right places.

That was actually Fluttershy's comic. I just quoted it

Banned because manliness disappears quite quickly... just don't start slapping each other. I don't have enough popcorn to share with the whole forum.

Banned because my womanliness tricked both you and Bill into falling for an obvious trap

You can do a lot of things with a cattle prod.

Yeah, I really liked the SNES Doom. And I almost forgot about the censoring for Wolfenstein 3D... it's been years since I've played SNES games, I'll admit. The Ninja Gaiden trilogy had a re-release on the SNES in a combo pack (or whatever you'd call it) containing all three games. I don't remember how much of a run it had in terms of distribution.

Banned because women always come out on top.

You can't even train your own cat?

Banned for ruining my duet with bill D:

Ah, I see someone's trying to compensate for something, Bill... although, since it's shiny... MINE!

Banned because I have a lovely bunch of coconuts...

With a stick, maybe...

Banned because volvic isn't filled with liquor.

Banned because we're all surprised it took that long for me to scar you. Psychologically