Mr. ShinyObject

Asked a girl out. She said no.

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I have a signed copy of Army of Darkness. It says "Groovy" and is signed by Ash Williams. And either ending would work, but more likely it's the S-mart one. Easier.

Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon, everyone.

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Saw a drag show today. If I had to describe it, I would use adjectives.

Or share some of your happiness with me before I cave... I bequeath unto you my hapiness

I'm going to stop being lame And start being awesome:

I have. Two, actually. One to Noodles and Company and one to the movie "Warm Bodies." It's getting there that's the hard part.

I'm near sighted in one eye and far sighted in the other. I went without glasses until I was twelve because if I needed to see something far I'd close one eye and for something close the other. I can see well enough normally anyway, though. EDIT: Case in point: this picture looks different in each eye.

How did you make it into college without learning to read? Notice that is the last thing on the list. Before it is:

But my tumblr says not to, Whooves! Look!

1. Obsessions in descending order: Ponies, crossbows, vinegars, Magic: The gathering (recent), origami, Ancient Rome / siege weaponry / Latin. 2. My Dad made a feature-length indie Sci-Fi movie. 3. I have almost 1000 subscribers on Youtube. 4. I am president of my college's board Game Club. 5. I have a river in my back yard that I walk on when it freezes over.

I was SUPPOSED to ask a girl out today, but I missed it. My friend (president of the SCA/Renessaince Faire Club) was holding a Masquerade, and a hot girl I like and am friends with was going. I went, and I managed to get her as a partner for the first dance, but of course that dance changed partners. Then I was stuck with that partner. Then the next one I was too late and another guy (who has gone for her before) got to her. Then in the next one I was too late and there were too many people in the line. Then in the next one a different girl demanded I be her partner (she's single but has admitted she has no interest in me and it's mutual, she just needed a partner). Then she sat out for a dance. Then she left with a DIFFERENT friend while my back was turned so they could go and watch the movie "Burlesque," which there was no way they'd let me join in (there were 3 girls and a gay man, even the boyfriends opted out). Now I have to ask her out unceremoniously on a Tuesday or Thursday after a boring meeting. TL;DR: Zach, make sure you get that seat FAST. EDIT: I posted on Facebook how I had a good time there, and another girl who I had my eye on and who another friend is trying to set us up saw and said she wish she could have gone. She said she didn't have anyone to go with. Well, fuck. I missed out on asking one girl and maybe pissed off the other. This is a situation I never thought in all my life I'd have to deal with.

Is she the one with big boobs you were talking about?

Well we already know bees are dicks.

No, but don't mention it unless it comes up somehow.

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I made a reply for Sonic Rainboom but I guess I frogot to hit submit. Summary: It's alright. Now can someone, for the love of god, use this as an avatar:

Waiting the buzz wears off of these programming jitters. Something actually worked out right on my first try, and its made me happier than it should have. I made visual objects off of an XML document and embedded files with actual physics man! I mean, like, dude! it's like... and the nape engine sucks and starling sucks but then I just... woah

Reinstalling flashbuilder so I can work on stuff I suck at.

Flailing and failing while attempting to code. I've been programming for five hours today and have succeeded at doing nothing.