Nex

Writing silly stuff for my review. But now I'm not sure if my mic can actually record my voice clearly, and I realized that I can't actually record myself with the software I didn't bother installing on my new PC. It's way too similar to an episode of Ross's Game Dungeon though. Here's a sample: "Bird went poop."

How did you even recognize the game's soundtrack as Point Defiance? He probably listened closely to what little lyrics are left and then searched up the words. It's 2014, so the song already came out AND we have technology to help us with that.

I think he knew all of the answers. KNEW. Enter the matrix, Ross, find the missing link. He never existed and yet he's alive at this very moment.

http://www.d-inter.ru/games/polaris-snocross/ You'd think they would be able to keep track of these projects release dates. And you should really try and get in touch with one of the band members. They could probably explain it. Or they couldn't and just reinforce the time travel conspiracy. Find the fifth one, Ross, he knows all of the answers.

I'm going to rant for a bit about legacy hardware and here's the best thing to start the rant off. Firewire is a bitch. I'm trying to record footage from my TV and the firewire signal just keeps cutting out and then I have to reset a ton of stuff to get another signal in. Maybe it's because I'm on Windows 8 (64-bit) using a card with drivers meant for Windows 98 and free software that was last updated in 2002, since my Dazzle capturer is 10 years old, or maybe it's because I used an unlicensed game and it glitched out, but I had it working perfectly with games like Castlevania for over 30 minutes without a single hiccup from ANYTHING. Seriously, I have no idea what's causing this and I keep losing footage. Every time I beat a stage, I glance over to see whether the image is the same as on my TV, and most of the time, it is. But I've just played for just under 40 minutes and it recorded about 20. That's not right. None of this is right.

I before E except after C; word science is weird, huh?

Oh I plan to, and I have a perfect one lined up, though it's going to take more time since it's more involved. Time has NOT been in ample supply this year. I swear, with all of these episodes, you're overworking yourself.

I can relate to this sentiment on a spiritual level. Welcome to the forum Nex. I look forward to maybe seeing some of your reviews. Oh, yeah, related to your username: I've also watched MLP since February of 2011, right in the middle of season 1. That's how I have this nick.

I'll bite. I'm Nex, I'm foulmouthed at nobody in particular (mostly technology), I want to do game reviews partially because of Ross, and I'm an advocate against emulation if it's possible.

I TRIED THAT. IT WON'T WORK. The game is a BASTARD. I had it running that way 3 years ago and the only thing that's changed hardware-wise since then has been my motherboard. I guess that was enough! I didn't even use a second partition, I just hooked up an extra smaller hard drive and installed XP that way. OH WHAT THE HELL OKAY NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE SO PISSED THIS GAME ISN'T EVEN THAT OLD WHY WON'T IT JUST WORK At least no sound card drivers.

I'm just curious, why not just have a second partition be a WinXP SP3 x86 install? That typically would allow for a lot of things to work properly.

Do other episodes of Game Dungeon have subtitles? Not asking for them, I'm just curious.

CALLED IT!

Mount & Blade Warband and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.

Source Filmmaker is like an animation tool made out of duct tape for a game engine made out of duct tape and somewhere within that is Quake. Also, I'm thinking that there's going to be a new game dungeon, but I'll be happy with whatever.

Place my vote in for avi, as it's a very common format and pretty much everyone can play xvid codecs. Also K-Lite codecs with MPC-HC > VLC, period.

First post, but SPACE RANGERS. I know Ross knows of it, he used it in his "give me money" video. I've played every version, from Space Rangers 1, to Space Rangers 2, to Space Rangers 2: Reboot (version 2.0 of the game), to Space Rangers 2: Reboot: Revolution (fan expansion, might be in English, personally my favorite one), and then Space Rangers HD: A War Apart (which is just a sorta rebranded Revolution but with sorta weirder special weapons and more content also made official). Space Rangers 2, which was released in 2004 an then subsequently used for every other version, is a game that holds up amazingly today, runs on x64 machines, and it takes place in our galaxy with way too much shit to do. On today's integrated graphics, having several thousand FPS on MAXIMUM is not out of the ordinary. I wonder how many frames will Ross's 660 Ti will render. EDIT: You can also do what I did, find an old firewire PCI card, get a cheap DV bridge that converts RCA composite to 1394 (firewire), and then record it with some program for Windows 98. That stuff works perfectly fine, even on a recent Pentium. Also have an RF->RCA converter along with an RF input->n.output splitter so that your one RF output outputs for at least 2 TVs, you know the ones for cable, so that you can play it on your TV while recording (because my software doesn't actually update the video when recording it). A technomarket should have that, because I know they're in Ukraine, and Poland should have some. Sadly, personally I'm missing the converter and the splitter and I have no way of outputting it to my computer otherwise, because I would love for my absurd gaming setup where things from an Atari to a Wii along with a VCR are all connected to the one RF port on my TV to get more absurd with my computer. That'd be fun, but it's already a wiring mess.