Reverend_UshankaCat_

Also has a festive avatar

Knight of Knights

Ass

It worked! Thank you! "Questions for August 2017 Videochat" still shows up as unread though. General News doesn't have that option it seems.

Banned because his signature is still the wrong way around.

Nope. Still doesn't work. Both threads don't have any replies either.

Hey, is there a "mark as read" option? because "Questions for August 2017 Videochat" and "Videochat July 2017" always show up in my list of unread posts and won't go away.

2852 - UshankaCat dies of shame.

Bad News: You were hit by lightning. Good News: We can now easily colonise Mars!

2950 - I still don't get why people think James Alcaster is funny and not just an annoying unfunny smug twat.

Has awesome choices for avatars!

"Ah, a new victim... I mean 'friend' approaches!"

Yes. How dare you insult him like that. Am I weird for suddenly just being back?

Binge watching old episodes of The Bill.

I have a Twitter now, because sometimes I just want to let everyone know that I have nothing to say. I'll probably use it mostly for complaining about things, so feel free to follow me if you dare.

Itchy. (Don't ask.)

"Teehee! I saw you looking at my tail again!"

Hotel

In that case, all you need to do is sacrifice your first born child to the forgotten god Milu, and then physically e-mail a grilled cheese sandwich to Freddie Williams. Then you will be put on a list of applicants, and further instructions will follow. I need money, but I have none!

Banned for posting a lot of stuff referencing things I don't know.

Is it just me, or this place a lot less active than it used to be? What's going on? Did Discord replace the Forum? Finally I decide to come back like a zombie rising from his grave to infect other people, only to find out that the city has already been evacuated. I remember the days where I refreshed the "unread posts" page every half hour. Now I'm getting worried it could turn into a ghost town. Come on people, revive the forum! #dontletforumdie!

How about "Bishop_FezDog_"? If you really want one that fits you perfectly, you'll probaly have to think it up by yourself or maybe ask someone close to you who knows you well. What I did for mine was just to look around in my room and combine the two first things I saw into one name, and then gave myself a cool title because I'm vain like that. And what's wrong with "Fric" anyway? "Fricles"? "Fricleman"? I like it. Or you could just call yourslef "Dick Rockard", that's a good one too.

A fan. Man, this thing is one of the best things I ever bought. I hate summer. I hate heat. Fan makes it all better. I love you, Fan.

Okay, I just had an argument with my mum, and I need the opinions of the people in this forum: How many women find bald men attractive?

Burnout 3 Trying to beat the game again, this time with 100% completion.